Peter Parker was busy watching videos during his Physics (as usual) class when suddenly... his damn phone gave out the loudest ring tone noise he'd ever heard.
It vibrated in his pocket and he practically jumped out of his seat whilst his peers were busy snickering and whispering about his embarrassment.
Sam had altered it.
Again.
Shitting Douche-Bird.
"Mr. Parker, you know the drill."
He glanced up at Ms. Warren before turning his attention back to the device he found sitting in his hand.
"WHAT'S UP, ASSHOLE!"
The horrified look on the woman's face when she turned around to look at Peter again was absolutely priceless.
She looked most definitely livid — furious.
"Sam?"
Loud background noises included screaming and some bangs every now and then.
"Sam?"
He didn't hear Sam say anything.
"Maybe, uh... Quiet it down?"
The amount of noise the phone was making from simply it shaking was absurd. Or maybe it was just Peter's senses acting up because of all the violent yelling and noises.
"What was that?" The Falcon screamed.
"Clowns! Absolute clowns–"
There's a loud thunking noise and Loki didn't say anything else.
"Is he okay?"
That was Clint.
"Oh, don't worry. I've knocked my brother out with my hammer so many times that we've both stopped counting!"
The god of thunder let's out a booming laugh.
"His eyes are open and he's just–"
"Don't you dare place that thing on me–"
An annoyed grunt later and a mutter of wheezey curses, Sam finally returns to speaking to Peter.
"We're– Ohhh–"
His voice fades away, aa if he was dragged away.
"We've got a meeting to attend! Why don't you children clean yourselves up!"
Natasha.
"Peter?"
"Yeah, Bucky?"
"Oh, um. Actually here's Steve."
At this point the whole entire class had stopped to listen to the conversation. Even Ms. Warrens continued to wait patiently even though her facade told all the teenagers otherwise.
"Pete, Tony won't make it and neither will Happy–"
"Steve, get your ass back to your room before I physically make you."
Natasha again.
"You fucking idiots, have you got a clue what being presentable means? Just because it's a couple holograms– Oh, is that Peter? Hey, Spider."
He heard her voice growing louder.
"Pepper's taking you. Sorry about that."
And the loud hang up noise emitted and Peter stuffed his smartphone back into it's place.
"I'm really sorry."
6/24/21
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