So You Call Yourself A Panty Dropper?

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"Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing," - Jennifer Lopez

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"Mmm," Alexander moaned as he bit into the last bit of his hamburger.

I finished my food a long time ago, but Alexander wanted to 'Savour' his food.

After we went and robbed the restaurant of food, we sprinted as far as our legs would take us, and then said down on a pile of rocks.

"You have the map?" Alexander asked me.

"Yup," I told him, then started to dig through my backpack to find it.

When I found it, I noticed we had a long walk ahead of us.

We were just inside of Orlando, and we had to walk all the way to South Carolina.

When I told Alexander about this, he said, "We better start walking then."

He snatched up his backpack, leaving his hamburger wrapper on the ground and started to walk in the direction South Carolina was.

I copied his actions, and jogged to catch up with him.

"Wanna play I Spy?" Alexander asked me.

"No." I told him.

"Okay, I spy with my little eye-"

"You'll have no eye if you keep annoying me," I threatened.

"Someone who's bitchy and ran out of tampons," he said in a falsetto voice.

"Are you talking about yourself again?" I asked him.

"If I were to describe myself, I would use better words. Like sexy, amazing, God's gift to man kind, A Panty Dropper," he said to me while ticking off all of them on his fingers.

"Panty dropper? Really?" I asked him, totally amused by his choice of words.

He nodded his head 'Yes'.

"Well if I were to describe myself," I told him, "I would use words like; Hot-Headed, dangerous, and will kill a bitch if he or she gets on her nerves," I said with a smile.

He put his hands up in mock surrender and continued to walk.

Then, we fell into a silence.

It took me about 6 minutes before I broke.

I sighed, "I spy with my little eye, something that is blue," I wasn't very good at this game, so he must have known I was talking about the sky.

"Water?" He guessed.

"Nope," I told him, surprised by his stupidity considering there was no water around us.

But regardless, I kept my mouth shut.

"The sky?" He guessed again.

"You got it," I said to him.

"I spy with my little eye, someone that is beautiful," Alexander said.

"Are you talking about yourself, again?" I asked, rolling my eyes at his conceitedness.

He hesitated for a few moments.

"Yeah, I was," he said, keeping his eyes on me for a few moments before looking up at the sky.

I smiled and shook my head.

"So you think your beautiful?" I asked him.

"I don't think I'm beautiful. I know I beautiful, honey," he said while snapping his fingers and whipping around his short hair.

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