Dracula

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Asami: why are you putting garlic down your pants

Korra: so Dracula won't eat my ass

Asami: why would Dracula want to eat your ass

Korra: why would he not? Only you can

Asami: I'm not eating garlicky ass
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Asami's birthday would go something like this

Asami: *got surprised and almost punched bolin*

Mako: the only normal one AKA boring

Bolin: *tries to throw cake but gets stopped by korra*

Korra: *box jumped on the counter*
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Senna: ayyo is that a spider?!?!

Tonraq: *girly ass scream* where??

Korra: *sreams higher and jumps on tonraq* oms mom where?!?!

Senna: it's right at deez nutz

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