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Hey so I really want to write some angst for korrasami but I just want to know if you would be okay with that.
Like you come here for the shits and giggles so I need a input from you guys.
Anyway

Me: ah yes I'm on my way to becoming a bodybuilder and nothing can get in my way

Logic: when you weighed yourself you were less then 90 pounds....you are underweight by almost 20 pounds

Me: ay now first of all fuck you and second because serving sizes in America are just larger that means that the kids my age are bigger

Mind: maybe we should try bulking up a bit

Me: yup
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5 year old Me: *existing*

Dad: *comes home from work*

Me: daddy!!!!!

Vs. Now

Dad: *comes home*

Me: hi dad

Him: hi sweetie

Me: and mom wonders why I play favorites
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Me: *talks*

Mom: shut up!!!

Me: *is quiet because I was just yelled at for wanting to have a conversation with my own mother*

Mom: what is wrong with you know!

Me internally: when all my older siblings have their own lives to live and you think that I'll take care of you you'll be in the nursing home

Mom: why are you so quiet?!? Ugh your so dramatic

Me: yeah the nurses will love dealing with you bitch

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