Bolin trying to cook: what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean
Korra: never had a garbanzo bean on my face
Asami: korra what the fuck is your problem today?
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You know those fanfics where since korra's the avatar she can make asami pregnant... here you go
Asami: *goes to kya for a basic checkup*
Kya: Sam's club your pegnate
Korra: *gasp* I have a magic pus-
Asami: don't even finish that sentence you troglodyte
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Korra: bitch you look like the rat from ratatouille
Mako: what's up your ass today
Asami: *starts blushing*
Wu: guess you found you answer
Korra: shut up hoe you really look dumb as fuck huh?
Wu to asami: wait bitch is it her T.O.M?
Asami: yup
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baby korra
Fanfictionafter getting hit with a beam in the spirit world korra turns 6 again. will asami be able to deal with it?
