My older brother: *touches my shoulder*
Me: why is your hand wet?
Him: cause I peed on it (he's joking)
My mom: ewww
Me: you do the same thing
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Me: does anythingMy dog: barks
Me: silence mr. Weenie butt the 2nd calm down
Him: calms down
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So this last one is a bit badMy mom: *makes a racist joke about Asian Americans*
Me: mom that's not okay
My mom: oh sorry do I need to say it in your language? *does that racist noise that people would do to some Asians* (I'm black/ Asian)
Me internally: so she's homophobic and racist.... I'm putting her ass in the nursing home
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baby korra
Fanfictionafter getting hit with a beam in the spirit world korra turns 6 again. will asami be able to deal with it?