Return of Professor Clover

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White: EYO PEOPLE! TODAY WE HAVE A NEWCOMER!

Joker: Ok... Wait I thought we have all of the cast?

Queen: No wait Candy's not here

White: No it's not her

Clover: Hello... People...

Season 1 and 2 cast: *GASP* PROFESSOR CLOVER?!

White: yes he's the newcomer

Shadow: WHY WOULD YOU INVITE THAT B*TCH OVER HERE?!

White: Dude language. It's because so you, Rose, Joker, Queen and Spade can kill him

Clover: Wait you invited me to die?!

White: Yes. Genma's also here to die

Sniper Genma: Namu?

Shadow: And what does Joker, Queen and Spade has something to do with him?

White: Clover killed their parents.

Joker: AND HOW IS HE ALIVE?!

White: Because... I revived him so you can kill him

Akai: *Yawns* Who's he?

White: A fricking bad guY

Akai: Ah. Can I kill him?

White: Absolutely

Akai: Nice. I'll do that later *Goes to sleep*

Clover: Ah I see the witch still wears the cloth I gave her

White: Oh right I forgot Clover gave you those clothes.

Rose: I have no other clothes. Except for the one I used when I slept for like... 8 years.

White: Ok so... who wants to kill him first?

Shadow: *Bloody Rains Clover*

Clover death counter: 1!

Shadow: WHAT WAS THAT?!

White: Clover's death counter. It counts how many times Clover died in a chapter. Btw, every time Clover is dead, he will revive so you can kill him again

Shadow: This just gotten interesting

Rose: Can I kill him?

White: Definitely

Joker:

Joker: *Whispers to Clover* Call her dumpling head

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Joker: *Whispers to Clover* Call her dumpling head

Clover: Dumpling head?

Shadow: Oh now he's done it

Rose: ...

White: Yay Rose's dark side!

Clover: What?

Joker: *Runs away*

Rose: 

White: AHAHAHA YOU'RE SO DEAD CLOVER

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White: AHAHAHA YOU'RE SO DEAD CLOVER

Fake Joker: Oh no she's angry... 

Fake Spade: TO THE ANTI-DUMPLING HEAD BUNKER!!!

White: You did great Joker

Joker: Thank you.

Rose: *Kills Clover for 1000 time*

Clover death counter: 1000 deaths! NEW RECORD!!!

Joker: *Whispers to Shadow* Shadow, Clover is going to take Rose's soul again

Shadow: ...

(A/N Yes I took it from the manga)

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(A/N Yes I took it from the manga)

White: Welp, his overprotective brother mode is on. We'll end the chapter here because there will be a lot of blo- ketchups. Byeeeeeeeee

Clover: *Runs away*

Shadow: COME BACK HERE YOU F*CKING B!TCH!!!!

White: Yep that's it.


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