A book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
White: Today, we shall look at embarrassing secrets from a website I found about a QnA with Hideyashu Takahashi!
Joker: Hurray! Wait what?
White: You heard me! We're going to uncover embarrassing secrets and none of you can escape!
Shadow: My image is doomed
White: Maybe. Maybe not. Anyway, let's get started
1.
Q: Tell us an embarrassing story about Joker that only Master knows! A: Once when he was half-asleep, he called Silver Heart "Papa".
White, Shadow, Queen and Spade:
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Joker: IT'S NOT TRUE!
Silver Heart: It is! I record it myself
Recorded message: Papa
White, Shadow, Queen and Spade: *Laughing the crap out of them*
Joker: LET'S MOVE ON
2.
Q: Are manga Spade's parents dead? A: Hmm... I don't think so... it seems like all the phantom thieves have dead parents.
White: EXACTLY! EVERY PHANTOM THIEVES HAVE DEAD PARENTS FOR WHATEVER REASON!
3.
Q: Does King dye his hair? A: He always thought that hair color was weird... so he dyed it.
White: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Spade: It's true
4.
Q: What does Spade dislike? A: He's a pretty pretentious guy~ So he probably hates girly, cutesy things~ He looks like a girl, but he actually hates female clothes...
White: Relatable
Spade: Yeah
5.
Q: Does Cyan still drink black coffee? A: Yes, he still pushes himself to drink it. Q: Even with Rose around? A: Yes. He puts in sugar when nobody else is around.
White: Haha you put sugar in your coffee
Shadow: SHUT UP!
White: NEVER!
6.
Q: What's it like when they go shopping? A: I want that! I want this too! Buy them, oniichan! Q: So Cyan buys them!? A: He buys them.
Shadow: The horror of shopping
White: I know the pain
7.
Q: Can [Cyan and Rose] cook? A: No. So neither of them eat anything good.
White: Noted
Shadow: Why are you noting stuffs?
White: So I can use them as weapons against you
Shadow: *Rips the notes*
White: *Brings back up notes*
8.
Q: How long has Spade been wearing makeup? A: Ever since he left Silver Heart's place.
White: *Gasp* YOU WEAR MAKEUP?!
Spade: Uhhh yeah?
White: Ok then
9.
Q: Why does Spade grow out his hair? A: I didn't think about it, but he might grow it out of trauma from Jack cutting his hair in a weird way...!
White: What is this trauma?
Spade: I'd rather not talk about it
Joker: *Grabs scissors* 😈
10.
Q: What do Spade and Shadow think of each other? A: They each think they're Joker's greatest rival~
White: That's nice
11.
Q: Spade is Joker's rival, but deep down does he really think he can win? A: He doesn't think he can win. At least in the aspect that Joker's better at coming up with stuff at the last second, while Spade makes elaborate plans for thievery.
Joker: Obviously, I'm better
Spade: Shut up you
Joker: YOU SHUT UP!
Shadow: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! Obviously, I'm the best
