Shadow: I WILL GO OUTSIDE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
White: How about covid?
Shadow: NO MERE VIRUS CAN TAKE DOWN SHADOW JOKER
White: You do remember we killed you by putting covid in your mouth right?
Shadow: ... THAT'S WHEN I WAS A WEAKL-
White: *Wears mask and puts covid inside Shadow's mouth*
Shadow: *ded lol*
The shuffle sisters: *Streaming their concert*
Spade: *Dressed as bodyguard*
User42069: *Typing in live chat* MARRY ME AI!
Spade: *Points Ice shot to the camera* Alright PUNK. I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
Rei: Isn't he a bit extreme?
Kira: At least he has money!
Joker: *On zoom*
Oniyama: *Also on zoom*
Joker: *Screen shared an advance notice* Today, I'll steal the title of "Mr. Mime master" Owned by Inspector Oniyama on Pokemon Unite
Oniyama: I WILL SO BEAT YOU JOKER!!!
Joker: *One hits Oniyama* As predicted I stole the title of "Mr. Mime master".
Oniyama: Did you cheat?
Joker: Maybe. Maybe not
Oniyama: I'LL SO REPORT YOU JOKER!!!!
Joker: Au revoir inspector! *Leaves zoom*
White: What's 9+10?
Hayami: 19.
White: You stupid
Shadow: 21
White: CORRECT!
Hayami: ... QUARANTINE MADE ME LOST MY INTELLIGENCE!
D: *On business call* Alright. Let's talk business. Anyone have any ideas?
Red Scorpion: WHERE HAVE I BEEN FOR THE PAST 100 CHAPTERS?!
Candy: SWEETS~!
Nightmare: Creepy bug looking masks
Fake Jokers: OUR AUTOGRAPH!
Spider Ace: Coffee-
Cupid: Love~
Mini-Mini King: REVENGE ON THOSE WHO CALL ME TINY-
Neo: ALIEN DISECTING
Akai: *Backs away slowly*
White: Why did you hire them?
D: At this point I have no idea
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)