Kaitou Joker Randomness

Quiz

White: Today, we're going to play a game!

Akai: *Wakes up* GAME?!

White: Yeah I did this with other people who I torture in another dimension

Joker: Wait you went to other dimension?

White: Why do you think I have those portals in my room?

Joker: ... Huh...

Rose: You have portals?

White: Good. That means you haven't been sneaking around in my room. Unlike OTHER POEPLE

Joker: *Innocent whistling*

Akai: I WAS LOOKING FOR SPICY FOODS!

Shadow: I have no regrets

White: Uh huh... Anyway, the game will be a quiz!

Shadow: ...What

White: The winner will get a free torture ticket!

Joker: FOREVER?!

White: For a week.

Joker: Ah.

White: Except if Rose or Akai wins it. They won't have the prize. They're always safe from my tortures

Shadow: Fricking powers

White: Yeah. Which is probably why the fandom ships them

Shadow: WAIT. So if one of them doesn't have powers, the ship will go down?!

White: Probably...?

Shadow: *Grabs a bucket of water*

White: PUT THE BUCKET DOWN *Points with a gun*

Shadow: I have an umbrella

White: We have the Hulk 

White2: We do? *Standing next to Hulk's cage* Oh yeah we do

Shadow: ... 

White: Good. Now, LET THE QUIZ, BEGIN!

Rose: Hold on. Didn't you say that if I win, I won't get the prize because I'm always safe from tortures right?

White: Yes

Rose: Then why am I here?

White: ... Good point you're free to go

Akai: HOW ABOUT ME?!

White: You stay. I want to see how you survive an Earth quiz

Akai: ...Crap

White: FIRST QUESTION! What's 7-(-5) + (-2) x4???

Joker: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

Akai: I can see why humans say tests are stressful

Shadow: Crap I'm not good at math

Hayami: This is child's play. It's 4.

White: CORRECT! ONE POINT TO HAYAMI!

Joker: THIS IS UNFAIR! HE'S THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE ROOM!

White: Ok ok I'll change it. Next, who says this line: "Human lives are like flowing water. They cycle through birth and death throughout eternity"

Joker: THANK YOU! FINALLY AN EASY ONE!

Shadow: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS EASY?!

Joker: Every wise words came from a wise Joker. So I'm assuming he's a Joker

White: CORRECT! IT'S FROM STEIN BLADE JOKER!

Joker: HAHA YES!

Shadow: So what you're saying is, every Joker is wise?

Joker: Yep

Shadow: Huh...

Joker: Except you you're... weird...

Shadow: DIE

White: DON'T FIGHT OR I'LL RELEASE THE HULK

Shadow and Joker: *Stops fighting*

White: Good. NEXT QUESTION! Who's Silver Heart's nemesis?

Clover: Me

White: Wrong

Clover: WAIT WHAT?!

White: Yeah you're wrong

Silver Heart: Come on this is so easy

Purple: Indeed

Akai: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

White: I take it that you gave up.

Joker: YES OBVIOUSLY

White: The correct answer is... NOIR!

Joker: ...Who?

White: Yeah it's a character from the Light Novel. Honestly I don't think it's canon

Joker: Ah

White: Anyway, we will be going to our next question!

White: Who's eye is this?

Shadow: Oh please. That scary eye is obviously mine

White: Wrong

Shadow: WHAT

Joker: Wait a second I recognize that intimidating look anywhere! IT'S A CAT!

White: CORRECT!

Shadow: IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THIS QUIZ IS TO MAKE ME LOOK DUMB?!

White: Maybe...?

Shadow: ...

White: THE CURRENT POINTS! HAYAMI: 1 JOKER: 2! SO THE WINNER IS JOKER!

Joker: FRICK YEAH!

White: Congratulations this is the torture free ticket I promised

White2: *Gives Joker the ticket*

Joker: HAHA YES!

Akai: I HAVEN'T EVEN ANSWERED A QUESTION! ME! THE GAME MASTER!

White: Ok I'll give a question for you only

Akai: THANK YOU!

White: Type "I'm a dumb fire bird" on the internet with my laptop

Joker: That's not even a question-

Akai: Easy. *Presses random buttons*

What Akai typed: gcasvHAFvhjvshg25YUIKJNSJHAXF6ZXUYJHNBSAIubajhUn

White: ...

Joker: What the frick

Akai: Like I said. Easy

White: ...Shadow, give me the bucket