White: A popularity contest between Shadow and Akai!
Shadow: ... Why us?
White: Because people like some emo boy for some reason and... some kid who wants to go home
Akai: Which is exactly why I won't join this contest
White: If you win, I'll give you spices
Akai: B*TCH I'M IN!
White: Alright. Now introduce yourself
Shadow: My name is Shadow Joker. The greatest person in the universe
Joker: -10 points
Spade: -11 points
Queen: Just disqualify him
Shadow: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?!
White: Actually they are the judges.
Shadow: But why THEM?!
White: They're the OG trio so... yeah
Akai: My name is Akai Tsubasa/Messenger of the southern cross Phoenix.
Joker: Eh 0,1
Spade: 2. Good title
Queen: WHY AM I HERE?!
White: The current score is:
Shadow's score: -21
Akai's score: 3,1
White: And Akai's winning!
Akai: Nice
White: Now. Tell us a bit about yourself
Shadow: I AM THE DARKNESS IT SELF. EVERYONE FEA-
Joker: -20. Such lies
Spade: -20. Agreed
Queen: -20. Obviously
Shadow: OH WHAT THE HECK?!
White: THE JUDGES HAVE SPOKEN! Akai, you're turn
Akai: Uhh... I can turn into a bird?
The OG trio: 🤨
Akai: ... On fire?
Joker: Eh good enough 1
Spade: 3 Why not?
Queen: Ooh you can use it to melt Shadow!
Joker: I change my mind it's a solid 10
Spade: AGREED!
Akai: Those spices are mine emo boy
Shadow: I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPICES CHICKEN BOY
Akai: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF CALLING ME WITH A NICKNAME MORTAL *Burns Shadow to death*
Joker, Spade and Queen: *Raises boards saying "Absolute Winner"*
White: Akai wins since Shadow's dead
Akai: GIMME MY SPICES
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
