White: GUYS! I found an exclusive episode of Kaitou Joker on youtube! It's based on a 3DS game featuring Arsene Lupin
White: I think this is the funniest episode of all 😂👌
My favourite scenes:
1:
Joker: Anyway (crunch) this kompeito is tasty (crunch)
Spade: This sweetness is truly superb. Tea?
Joker: Oh! Thanks!. Wait... SPADE?!
Spade: Happy to see me again?
Joker: When did you get here?
Spade: Question- When did I get here?
1. Just now
2. Not long ago
3. I've been here
Hachi: 3!
Spade: Correct!
Joker: Don't mimic that yawning jerk!
2:
Spade: Rose isn't with you?
Shadow: Nope. She said she had plans today
Spade: A date?
Shadow: Huh?
Spade: A brother like you sure would be a third wheel (A/N No kidding Shadow's perfect 😂👌)
Shadow: PUNK! GET SWALLOWED BY THE DEEPEST DARKNESS!
Spade: What's your problem? I just said what I thought
*Pause*
White: And Shadow, being the overprotective brother he is, called Rose
Shadow: Again, I am not overprotective
White: *Sigh*
*Resume*
3.
Hachi: Huh? Didn't Mr. Joker's lullaby set you at ease?
Spade: Not at all
Shadow: Am I in hell? I thought it was a song of curse
*Pause*
White: BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Rolling in the floor*
*Resume*
4.
Spade: *Explaining the Phantom Thief theory*
Joker: *Snoring*
Spade: Blah blah blah blah
Hachi: Eat your carrots Mr. Joker
5.
Sheeps: Baa~
Spade: What is this?!
Shadow: I've been swallowed by the blackest sheep. SHEEP OF SHEEPNESS!!
*Pause*
White: Spade, Joker and Shadow makes an amazing trio 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Resume*
6.
Joker: SHADOW! C'mon, your umbrella thing! Make 'em go boom with your umbrella!
Shadow: Pesky sheep. I'll turn you into a bloody barbecue carnival!
*Pause*
White: I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER SHADOW IS SO FUNNY
*Resume*
7. The best scene:
Joker, Spade, Shadow and Hachi: *Singing this:
8.
Joker: *Sleeping*
Hachi: MR. JOKER! THERE'S A BUNCH OF CATS! MEOW!
Spade: This is good
Shadow: Yeah let's join in
Spade: Meow~
Shadow: Meow meow~
Hachi: MR. JOKER! THERE'S A BUNCH OF CATS RIGHT NEXT YOUR PILLOW!
Joker: GAH! C-CATS?!
Spade and Shadow: Meow~
Joker: WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SAVE ME!!!!
*Pause*
Spade and Shadow: Hehe *High fives*
*Resume*
9.
Joker: So that's Lupin's manor. It's a pretty old place
Spade: Probably from the middle ages. It's an excellent example of English architecture
Shadow: Hah! More like middling. It's a far cry from my stronghold, Castle of Dark Dragon
Joker: You gave your house a lame name like that?
Shadow: Huh? It's an awesome name!
Joker: Saying "Awesome" is lame!
Shadow: Say that again and I will kill you!
*Pause*
White: Is it even necessary to name your house?
Shadow: Yes.
White: Ok then
*Resume*
10.
Lupin: The door in front can only open if you win against me in a battle of tongue twisters. If you successfully repeat the tongue twister after me, the door will open
Spade: Tongue twister?!
Joker: Fine bring it on. I'll be your opponent!
Lupin: Then here I go! Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll! (Akamakigami, aomakigami kimakigami!)
Joker: Red scroll, blue scrololololol- AAH! I SCREWED UP!
Joker: *Got struck by lightning*
Lupin: Say it wrong and lightning will strike
White: In conclusion, this is my favorite episode
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Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
