White: Today, I'll be teaching you how to get free money from your friends! For this test, I will not use D because...
D: *Swings a hammer around* GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!!!
White: *Hides behind a wall* Because of that. For this test, I'll be using
White: *Peeks inside Joker's room* him
Step 1: Analyze your target
White: Ok...
Target name: Joker
Real name: Jack Jones
Age: ???
Biggest Fear: Cats, Anything that eats treasure
Step 2: Use what the target is most afraid of as a weapon
White: Hey Joker, can I have one of your treasure?
Joker: Definitely not
White: 😈 *Throws Hosshi to Joker*
Hosshi: Hosshi!
Joker: ...
White: *Throws Nikko and Tsukkin at Joker*
Joker: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
White: Cupid, give me your arrow
Cupid: Sure *Gives White Cupid Arrow*
White: *Aims at Nikko, Hosshi, and Tsukkin and aims with an arrow with Joker's picture*
White: Bullseye. Looks like those archery class paid off (No kidding I actually went to archery class)
Hosshi, Nikko and Tsukkin: (I love you Joker) *Clings to Joker*
Joker: MY WORST NIGHTMARE CAME TRUE!!!
White: So can I have one of your treasures?
Joker: YES WHATEVER JUST GET THEM OFF OF ME!!!
White: Good *Breaks Cupid Arrow*
Cupid: DUDE WHAT THE HECK?!
Hosshi, Nikko and Tsukkin: (Huh?) *Stops clinging to Joker*
Joker: *Faints*
Step 3: If it's an item, find out how many money it's worth
White: *Grabs one of Joker's treasure* Hello I want to trade this rare treasure and change it into money
Someone who changes treasure into money: Depends. What kind of treasure is it?
White: The jeweled crocodile owned by Mr. Kaneari
Mr. Kaneari: Wait what?
Someone who changes treasure to money: Meh good enough. That would be... 100.000.000 Yen
White: Niceeeeee
Someone who changes treasure to money: I'll give you the money right away
White: And that concludes how you can get free money. I feel like I'm missing something...
Joker: YOU! *Grabs an axe*
White: Oh right. Step 4: Avoid the victim for a couple of days because they'll probably get revenge on you. *Runs away*
Joker: I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Shadow: Hey that's my line!
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
