White: Meh Wynaut
Spider Ace: What's a Wynaut?
White: Thank you for asking that question. Wynaut is a pokemon.
Akai: What's a pokee-mon?
White: *Inhales*
<One explanation of pokemon later>
Akai: Uh huh... So they're magical creatures?
White: Bingo. I already have mine *Whistles and Zeraora appears*
White and Zeraora: *High five*
White: Anyway, let's start. Akai, you're first
Akai: Meh ok
White: Crap I forgot to make a machine but I need more money. D!
D: What is it now???
White: I need money
D: WHAT AM I? MADE OF MONEY?!
White: No but you HAVE money
D: ... Ok fine *Gives White money*
White: Hehe
<One machine later>
White: Alright let's start *Presses keyboard and buttons* Akai, you're pokemon is Talonflame!
Akai: What's that?
Talonflame: *Flies and lands on Akai's hand*
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White: That
Akai: Oh. Cool
White: Next is... Shadow Joker
Shadow: Let's get this over with
White: *Presses button* And your pokemon is... Zoroark. Huh. That's nice
Shadow: What in the world is a Zoroark?
White: It's a dark type pokemon and can shape shift. It matches you because you're... dark kinda and you copy Joker while Zoroark copies anything else
Shadow: Wow. That does suit me
White: Next is Rose. Let's do this *Presses buttons*
White: Ok her pokemon is Gardevoir. ...Of course it is
Rose: The name sounds nice. Why Gardevoir exactly?
White: A pokemon with psychic powers like you.
Rose: I see. Can it stop time?
White: Uhh no
Rose: Meh good enough
White: Ok... next we have Joker
Joker: Can I use pokemon to steal treasure?
White: Sure. And your pokemon is... Thievul. Wut
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
CasualeA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
