Kaitou Joker Randomness

FBI randomness

FBI: OPEN UP FBI!

Shadow: Great. What did you do this time?

White: Wha- ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT BATMAN! AND WHAT THE FRICK IS SELEVER DOING HERE?!

Shadow: He's my second in command in the swearing club

Selever: Sup B*tch *Middle finger*

White: ... Go back to Drone's universe

Selver: Whatever *Goes to the portal*

Shadow: WAIT! I'M COMING WITH YOU SECOND IN COMMAND! *Follows Selever*

Drone's universe

Drone: *Opens a portal and grabs Shadow*

Shadow: Wait what the- *Gets killed by lasers*

Drone: I'm not sorry *Throws Shadow back to the portal*

My universe

White: Uhh... who killed Shadow?

Joker: I saw him get dragged into a portal. Come to think of it, I also got dragged by a portal

White: Ah. Drone. This is my problem *Grabs a broom and starts sweeping Shadow's body away*

White: *Whacks Shadow in the face with a broom*

Shadow: *Awakened* I HAVE AWAKENED FROM MY DEEP SLUMBE- Oh nice I'm back. Wait is Rose ok?

White: Why is that the first thing you asked?

Shadow: Because you could be hurting her

White: Why would I ever do that?

Shadow: ...

FBI: ON THE COUNT OF THREE, WE WILL BUST THIS DOOR OPEN!

White: Crap they're still here. Shadow, prepare your umbrella

Shadow: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

FBI: HANDS UP IN THE AIR! WE'RE AGENTS OF THE AAC AND YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGAL CROSSOVER!

Shadow: Wait I thought you're the FBI

AAC: What? No! We're the AAC. The Anti-Animation-Crossover

White: That's a thing?

Shadow: Then why are you shouting "Open up FBI!"

AAC: That's our newbie Carl. He always wanted to shout as an FBI

Carl: OPEN UP

AAC: SHUT IT CARL

AAC: Anyway, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

White: WAIT WHAT?!

AAC: You have brought the MHA characters, Stein Blade Joker, Other Jokers, Batman, Selever, Kapi, and other guys. THAT IS ILLEGAL!

Shadow: DIE! *shoots everyone of the AAC*

White: ... DID YOU KILL THEM?!

Shadow: Yes

White: Actually that's not a very bad idea. Quick grab the shovels to hide their bodies

Shadow: On it