White: Let's get started
1. JoQueen (Joker X Queen)
White: YESSSHHH!!! KJ #1 SHIP!
Joker and Queen: O///O
J: Aww someone made a ship for mom and dad
White: Exactly my little friend *High fives J*
Ship rating: Infinity/10
2. SpAi (Spade X Ai)
White: YESSHHHH!!!! KJ #2 SHIP!
Ai: *Hides behind Darkeye mask*
Spade: *Faints because of fever*
Ship rating: Infinity/10
3. Himiko x Phoenix
Akai: Someone made a ship for me and Himi-chan?
White: Yep! Too bad they cancelled season 5...
Ship rating: 10/10
4. Rose X Phoenix
White: I- Fandom, why the heck do you ship these two? They have never met
Akai: Who's Rose?
White: Exactly
Ship rating: 0.00001/10
5. JackAi (Joker/Jack X Phoenix)
Joker: WHAT?! PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH THAT YAWNING JERK?!
Akai: Yeah why?
White: I literally have no idea
Ship rating: 3/10
6. Joker X Shadow
White: Uhh...
Shadow: 0/10!
Joker: THIS IS WORSE!
Ship rating: 0/10
7. Shadow X Queen
White: NO! I WILL NOT LET JOQUEEN RUINED!
Ship rating: -00000000000/10
8. Hachi X Ai
Hachi: ...
White: SPAI FOREEVAAAHHH!!!
Ship rating: -0000000/10
9. Tiger Mary X Hachi
Tiger Mary: I finally found you Hachi my love~
Hachi: *Screaming in fear*
White: Sorry bud you're on your own
Ship rating: Nothingness/10
10. LuKer
Lupin: Why would anyone ship me with that Joker?!
Joker: First that yawning jerk, then Shadow and now him?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FANDOM?!
White: I don't support this ship
Ship rating: 0/10
11. Joker X Rose
White: *YEETS THE SHIP*
Ship rating: -0000000000000000000000000000 (Infinity 0)/10
12. Silver Heart X Agent Purple
White: FRICK YEAH! OLDMANSHIPPING!
Ship rating: 10/10
13. Spade X Joker
Joker: Great, It's Spade now
White: SpAi FOREVAAAHHHH
Ship rating: 0/10
14. Spade X Dump/President D
White: I kinda like this ship? So....
Ship rating: 2/10
15. Spider Ace X Dump/President D
Spider Ace: Why am I shipped with him?
White: Because... for some reason the fandom thinks you're cute so....
Ship rating: 5/10
16. Mr. Kaneari X Commando Satsuko
Kaneari: ME AND SASSY ARE A PERFECT COUPLE INDEED!
White: Yeah sure whatever
Ship rating: 9.5/10
White: I think that's all of the ships in KJ. So.... byeeeee
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
De TodoA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
