Kaitou Joker Randomness

Tour around Shadow's castle

(This whole chapter is based on a game book)

Shadow: Why do you want to have a tour around my castle?

White: I dunno I just want to

Shadow: Ok fine

Map:

Shadow: Where do you want to go first?

White: Ooh what's in there? *Points to the shed*

Shadow: I-IT'S NOTHING!

White: 🤨 *Opens the shed*

*shed opens and reveals a collections of umbrellas*

Shadow: *Hides in embarrassment*

White: PFFFFTTTT- YOU COLLECT UMBRELLAS?!

Rose: Brother's hobbies are very weird...

White: GAH! Where did you come from?

Rose: I live here

White: Oh yeah true

Shadow: Let's move to another room *Pushes White and Rose outside the shed and locks it*

Shadow: This is the floor. What a nice floor. While up there is the ceiling. What a nice ceiling

White: Yes sure those are very nice can we just move on?

Spade: Yes let's move on *Sips tea*

Shadow: .... WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM?!

Spade: *Sips tea* My tea supply is out so I came here to have some tea. And I must say your sister makes a fine tea.

Shadow: Yes I know Rose makes amazing tea. WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Spade: From the door. Duh

Shadow: YOU CAN'T TRESSPASS INTO SOMEONE HOME!

Spade: I'm a phantom thief. That's what I do

White: Are you two done? *Finishes tea* Ah this tea is amazing

Rose: Thank you

White: Wait where's Darkeye?

Spade: She's on a tour with the rest of the shuffle sisters

White: I see... Anyway, let's continue the tour

Shadow: Yes thank you. Let's go to the second floor

<Second floor>

White: Wait where's Spade?

Rose: He went back to the twin thunder shark with all of our tea supply

Shadow: HE DID?! Well at least we still have tea in the secret stash

Rose: He took those too

Shadow: *Bangs his head on the wall*

White: Let's just continue the tour and forget what just happened

Shadow: Ok fine. This is my room

*Everyone went to the room*

White: Oh wow... it's so clean!

Rose: Of course it is. I tidy it all

White: That explains everything 

White: And what's that room?

Shadow: YOU CAN'T GO IN!

White: What are there any more umbrellas?

Shadow: NO! YOU JUST CAN'T GO IN!

White: Oh. Can Rose go in?

Shadow: NO! ONLY I CAN GO IN!

White: You leave me no choice *Grabs Shadow's bloody rain umbrella*

Shadow: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

White: I stole it from the shed 

Shadow: GIVE IT BACK!

White: NO! *Bloody rains the door*

*Door is broken and reveals a research room with pictures of Joker*

White: ...What

Rose: Why is this room full of Joker pictures? You even kept magazines and articles about him

Shadow: GET OUT NOW!

White: *Gasp* DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE JOKER?!

Shadow: NO! THIS IS FOR RESEARCH TO FIND A WAY TO BEAT HIM!

White: Yeah sure it is

Shadow: Let's go to another room *Pushes White and Rose outside the room and locks it with very high tech locks*

Shadow: This is the library

White: Woah you got your own library?! Lucky

Shadow: This is Rose's room

White: Oh nice

Rose: There's nothing much here

White: Oh wow you have a lot of books

Shadow: Anyway, we are going to the last stop at the tour. The basement

<Basement>

Shadow: Here we have the workout room

Shadow: This is me working out

White: Wait who took this picture?

Rose: I did

White: But you're on Shadow

Rose: With my powers

White: Ah.

Shadow: And finally we have the keepsake room

White: What is this place for?

Rose: Old memories

White: I see

Shadow: And that is all for the tour

White: Oh. Nice

<Outside>

White: You have quite the house

Shadow: I know

Spade: Yes this place is truly amazing *Sips tea*

Shadow: YOU! GIVE ME MY TEA SUPPLY BACK! *Chases Spade*

Spade: *Runs away*

White: Ok so... that's it I guess