Akai taking human quotes literally

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"Learn From your Mistakes"

Akai: *Falls down the stairs*

Akai: According to Newton's third law, if I divide the time before I fall and the total of stairs in the world and if I multiply my velocity with the apple which for some reason is in front of me, I wouldn't die.


"An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away*

Akai: *Grabs the apple in front of him*

Akai: *Throws the apple at the doctor*

Akai: Bye I'll be back tomorrow *Leaves*


"One Man's Trash is Another Man's Treasure*

Akai: *At the junkyard*

Akai: I'M RICH

Bonus:

Cashier: That would be $1.000.000

Akai: *Drops a bunch of unused cans* Keep the change


"Practice Makes Perfect"

Akai: *Met a guy named Practice*

Akai: Can you make perfect?

Practice: No

Akai: THIS QUOTE IS BULLS*IT


"The Devil is in the Detail"

Random kid: I even added details!

Akai: SATAN! *Throws rock*




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