𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘//𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐗𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

Attack of the living bra 😟

"Y/n you're not gonna do anything too bad right?" Minho asked me for the billionth time. I was meditating, my eyes closed, on a chair in the medjack room. I was starting to frequent this place quite a lot.

"Minho do you think you could be quiet for like two seconds." I rubbed at my gauze covered knuckles. "I'm plotting."

"Well how long is it gonna take?"

"A lot longer with you talking."

"Sorry." His voice was twinged with biting sarcasm. After a fewminutes of silence nothing seemed to come to me.

"You know what, forget this." I snapped my eyes open sighing. "Maybe I just need to do something. Work is so boring my minds usually able to wander. I'm gonna go find Chuck and see if he needs help with anything." I was almost out the door when I paused, giving Minho a look. "Well? Are you coming?"

"Slopping isn't what I was planning to do on my day off." After seeing my glare he huffed. "Fine."

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"I don't really need any help but I guess you guys could do the laundry." Chuck offered. Placing a hand on his shoulder I said.

"Thanks Chuck, you're a lifesaver." I grinned and took a laundry basket Chuck gave me. Minho took the other one limply, he was obviously not enjoying the prospect of handling dirty clothes. Once Chuck had wandered off I asked Minho.

"So what do we do now?"

"I don't know this was your idea. Maybe just like yell or something"

"Thanks for the help Minho." I said dryly.

"Anytime." He shot back. Clearing my throat and getting my lungs ready I let out a yell.

"Hey! Disgusting, sweaty, gross, pathetic teenage boys!" Everyone turned their head towards me. "Yeah all of you!" Minho followed along with me.

"We're doing laundry so anything you want clean put it in the basket you Shanks!" We placed the baskets down and watched as boy after boy ran off to there different secret places where they stashed their clothes. The boys all swarmed around. Shirts, pants, socks, and dirty underwear flew through the sky landing themselves in those two baskets.

"Hey y/n so I heard about you and Victor." I stared blankly at a kid who's name I'd never even heard of.

"And?"

"Well I was wondering when you were gonna let me take you for a ride." He licked his lips. The kid's eyes were buggish and he just looked like a creep.

"Listen pervert." I sighed. "I don't even know what your name is so I'm gonna call you whatever the fuck I want to. Right now what you're saying to me is translating as." I mocked him with my voice. "Yes y/n I want you to shove a tampon in my eye and watch me bleed out!" The boys face paled. "Now I don't wanna do that. But the only thing that's gonna stop me is if you shut your stupid, pathetic, ugly face up." I shooed him away with my hand. "Now go away and go follow Victor around little lap dog." I think I'd stunned him beyond comprehension.

"Hey genius." Minho had joined in. "This is the part where you leave." He turned the kid around by the shoulders and gave him a little push. We both smirked as the kid staggered off looking lost. I wrapped my arm around one of Minho's and laughed. I think Minho and I were going to get along nicely.

"Oh god not Minho too." Gally said in disgust. He was standing in front of the both of us, a pile of crumpled up clothes in his arms.

"Do you ever stop being a jerk?" I scoffed.
I could feel my body starting to heat up.