Side By Side (Lokius)

Glorious purpose

* 2012* Gobi Desert, Mongolia

" Where the hell am I? " I groaned in pain. I took the tesseract and escaped from New York and now I find myself in this deserted place and my fine Asgardian leather now covered in sand. As I'm looking at my surroundings I see some people coming towards me. " Oh Humans , great! I can still call conquer Earth. " I think to myself. I then get up and go up to them and say " I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose."

Those people then said some weird words I couldn't seem to understand and I got confused. Then I saw my lovely tesseract and decided to go pick it up and get away from this weird place. And as I go to pick it up I see some type of portal opening and soldiers coming out of it.

"Don't touch that!" I said as they were getting closer to the tesseract.

* portal opens & Hunter B-15 appears*
"Appears to be a standard sequence violation. Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope."
"Variant identified." says Hunter B-15 as she's looking at me.

" I bet your pardon." I say.

" I hereby arrest you for crimes against the sacred timeline. Hands up. Your coming with us. Last chance Variant" says Hunter B-15

I start laughing hysterically and say " You know what , it's been a LONG DAY. And I'm tired of people in armored suits giving me orders. So if you don't mind this is actually your last chance. Get the hell out of my way."

Hunter B-15 then proceeds to hit me in the face and puts a collar on my neck and then takes me through the  portal.

Once I pass the portal I'm inside a building and see a Skrull and a desk. And from what I can tell it looks like, a prison. But humans don't have many resources to have this so I ask the soldier " Where the hell am I?" Obviously angry.

" MOVE! " she says. So loud and for what ?!
She then proceeds to move me and gives MY tesseract to some guy in the front desk.

" Can you at least tell me what this is? " asks the guy

" It's the tesseract, be very careful with it!" I say. Idiots holding the tesseract like some kind of toy.

Then I find myself walking towards a door and see a gigantic robot in front me. It wants to take my clothes, so I say " HEY, HEY. NO! This is fine Asgardian leather." And then it burns my perfect suit and I find myself naked. And then BOOM I fall down and another door beneath me opens and suddenly I have clothes on. Oh thank god! I was actually a little bit scared.

As I notice myself in a different office I see a man in his desk that asks me " Please sign to verify this everything you've ever said "

" What " I said. And as I said that a paper printed and the guy told me to sign that too and the only thing I said was " This is absurd." Of course another paper printed out and decided it was better to sign the stupid paper. I then went down again and found myself in this scanning place.

" Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not fully a robotic being and were born an organic creature and do in fact posses what would many cultures call a soul." Says the guy there.

" What? To my knowledge. Do a lot of people not know if they are robots " I said confused like what is that supposed to mean.