Things that 100% happen when the pnf gang go back to school:

-phineas and ferb hand in like full length novels with photographic evidence (popup origami in ferbs case) as their 'what i did over the summer' pieces of writing

-phineas and ferb make the most of every break time with mini adventures they plan the night before :)

-they quickly modify their and their friends' desks to have a million different features (many of which are stim stuff)

-all the teachers like them except the one who actually teaches them cos the boys do Not fit into the mainstream schooling system at all

-ferb gets bullied and just goes 'sticks and stones' and tries to ignore it but he's still like 9 so it does get to him and when everyone eventually gets it out of him whats happening, buford, isabella and candace all team up to storm the bully in the playground to scare him away forever

-speaking of bullying, buford makes it very clear once he's back that baljeet is now under his protection from other bullies and baljeet exploits in shamelessly. Like he fucking taunts them so much like a little shit. Buying massive novelty glasses and sweater vests and walking around where they hang out reading the periodic table aloud and they're just sat there seething as they look back and forth between him and buford whos glaring at them from across the playground

-meanwhile candace is super popular at her school now but like mainly cos of phineas and ferb and shes torn between being happy or pissed off about it

-she also insists on not using an actual backpack and only carrying around a purse to be cool and linda fights her on it until shes like 'fine. If you can get everything you need in there then be my guest' and candace is so stubborn she actually shoves it all in then regrets it cos it weighs a ton and at the end of the day she collapses through the door and has to beg her brothers to make her like a tardis purse

-buford and baljeet help each other with homework using their legendary arts-special-interest and rigid-thinking-mathematician autism combo

-phiness and buford sign up for drama after school together and phineas finally gets to live his destiny as a theatre kid

-isabella has like 70 extracurricular activities and phineas is Very upset he rarely sees her now :(

-in a similar vein, the teachers quickly realise baljeet should be in like uni already and bump him up to high school to do his gsce's or whatever the american version is right away and everyone gets SO upset he cant go to their school anymore and buford especially is like very dramatic about it and probably spent like a whole afternoon face down on the floor sobbing to biff about it

-also baljeet goes to school with candace now and they have lessons together and as soon as she gets a (shitty) car she's roped into driving him to and fro. Showing up to pick up jeremy trying to look all cool and he gets in and baljeet is in the back like "hello :)" and like any romantic atmosphere is just Gone dlfldlellfld

Her and jeremy trying to have a mcdonalds date after school and baljeets in the back loudly slurping a milkshake

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