I've read a lot of funny shit on texts from last night but 'this is a mass text: does anyone know where i am?' is easily the funniest
chonky
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like its nowt groundbreaking but lucas wrote actual jokes holy shit
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i glanced at the timebar and GENUINELY felt like sobbing
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just an hour and a half left to go
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Did not expect to go to bed today laughing at a FЯED movie joke...
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And was more accepted there than heinz HELP
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I dont like roger but they both have the capacity to get along
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Just buford and baljeet bargaining over trading cards for 10 hours
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Crickets chirping as baljeet flips through his cards before we cut back
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They distrust phineas a lot because he's the 'leader' n they dont trust humans
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Send post
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That wasnt very cash money of you
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its so cursed sjdghsjdsryhdfjgfurt
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Also 'give up your spirits willingly. They do not belong to you.'
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Shame his voice sucks since i actually RLLY like the voice acting in ucn
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i had to get this all sorted out in my head, forgive me
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tw: horror, jumpscare at 1 minute mark
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Bhffghjtddffghg
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Mrs afton hearing abt the 4TH family member to die by animatronic: 👁👄👁
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This is. Such an underated sunny quote fkkckek
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'Sans is as mega-powerful ' and 'US sans is weaker than pap' fanon cant coexist.
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The fucking irony. Man clearly hasnt watched his own show
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The murder fursuits were the jumping the shark moment for me personally
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Honestly the fireside girls being a mini-military is so funny to me
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(Tw: pedophilia mention) WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE
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this is at least 3 different types of fucked up
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he's not even dead in a sylvanas way he's dead in an Oh way
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(Tw: pedophilia) best case scenario netflix drops them
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Cani believe ucn RUINED the best animatronic in the series
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Lost two father figures in ine day mama mia 😔
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You just know the performance is getting more and more over the top
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Dont worry he gets there by the end
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Its so cute how casual all the family is w them Always being at the house
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This is what this show is about
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🥺
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Bully bromance breakup deleted scenes
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DIY electrolysis. Pirated estrogen pills
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It hurts because i will never have the closure i want. He wont mourn losing me
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Sorry abt the vent but i knew i wouldnt be able to sleep until i got this out
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(Tw: rape mention) idk what to Make of meowth rn but this was too Him to pass up
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Im so betrayed. How can you rip this gold out of my hands like that
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Also love that baljeet responded to murder platypi by going to his lifecoach
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Based on NOTLP, uh...maybe rethink your opinion of buford
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Crackship
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When you wanna dance w ur crush but he's a dragons arse 4 the evening
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He's got that Energy, ya know? If its gonna be anyone its gonna be him
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Let candace have 3 partners 2021
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Jenny sixth wheels
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Said this in the past but bujeet has extra requirements cos of the bullying tho
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Ferb is standing there looking dead behind the eyes
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Or that time linda spent the WHOLE DAY in a traffic jam djckdkkd
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*buford voice* far be it for me to keep the flower of you from flourishin'
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this is so perfect cos perry is EXACTLY how i imagine sans on his drives
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frisk tries to discretely touch a save point while maintaining eye contact
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with this show it could go either way
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and baby he's the bourgeoisie!
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grey doof may be cursed but he's so cute and happy im happy for him
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this show is fucking hysterical
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Korean baljeet sounds adorable tho
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Why does baljeet go from a normal lad into an UwU anime girl when he sings tho
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Subplot where baljeet is so used to being carried he now has no stamina
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PLEASE
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My sisters b-day is like half a month away but i wanted to be productive 2day
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:)
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He Is bad with emotions tho dont get that twisted
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The sheer SPEED at which got back to business as usual astounds me
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This post murders me its one of those where every reply is nuttier than the last
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Over-analysing phineas and ferb time 🤡!
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sometimes the joke has to be sacrificed for not being gross, guys :/
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'I think Freddie barely passed High School Spanish.' SGSDHDRJUEY
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Buford was such a jerk to him in the end :(. HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!!!
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Its so cute this is such a nice character arc
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He looks so happy to be hugged which makes knowing this scene that much funnier
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Baljeet is 100% a tyranical fandom wiki editor who gets into fights on reddit
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How do people think these guys are 12 again?
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Dlckekekdk
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Back on the crossover bullshit
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They met at the lab coat dry cleaners
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Chara: are they always like this? Isabella: yeah p much
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Sorry i dont make the rules
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He's trying god bless him
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Same tone and everything he's so cute focoekkekd
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My sense of humour is an enigma
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"Ich heiße Vanessa" "*Grown man crying sounds*"
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Had a lot more ideas for this than i thought im pleasantly surprised
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*Phineas voice* yes i am smart, yes i am stupid. Its called being flexible
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He keeps a couple in there at all times for this
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Dkdkfkdo
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Love this thematically bc phineas looks up to candace and likely remembered this
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Same energy as 'my identity has been solen'
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I have had No Sleep
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:)
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Like my hc isnt exactly the same but the gist of the situation is
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Cute
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You've heard of forward facing phineas, now get ready for
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Im writing a story rn thats VERY slowly building up to getting to write this
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Yes she forgot the bag, yes she made the drive of shame home to retrieve it
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Im love this stupid story idea
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Suzy's an annoying character in show but i like her in concept
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"Lawrence we have 7 people in the house already." "The more the merrier!"
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My teachers took me using "lifeskills" as an excuse for a day out lol
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"this is my favourite shirt" was the point i really lost it
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Fuckin' SJW's! (Sissy john walkers)
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papyrus looking at his script: who wrote this.
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*candace voice* you can build a rollercoaster but you cant take a decent photo?!
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Y'know. When candace introduced vanessa to her parents
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Today in jokes only i will understand and laugh at
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Baljeet sings an epic ballad at the schools anti-bullying assembly
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Middle of a scene a notif bar comes down w her screaming in caps at me
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Isnt this the plot of the foam town song dkckekkdd
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"Sorry, my bad!" He's going to die, buford.
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You think they have meetings like the beginning of wreck it ralph dkckd?
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Somehow pnf set up a society where this stupid phrase 100% fits in
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*phineas voice* i cant believe it...i was on tv!
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What does that say, anaya?
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DDMDKEKEKEKDOD
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Only hc voice for them was 'high pitched kid + less soft than chara' :/
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Drops mic
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Theres smaller stuff too but i dont ACTUALLY ship this so this'll do
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Isabella at a bar: pass me an appie juice i just got rejected for buford.
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Ignore my gormless face pls x
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introducing himself at the human fanclub
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Thinking abt the boys again...
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Iconic. Where were you when luigi fucked up the cobblestone generator
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:)
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he just KSJGKSDJHKSJ wtf man. this is like. peak comedy
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Sorry for this post
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then she asks again later and he tells her to just sit down and relax
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(tw: death) poor bastard im actually upset now. thats why he said...
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Little bitch man
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Boo hoo your brothers dont give a shit about bts
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Idiot alphys rights
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The amalgamates happened cos she went 'close enough' on the DT measurements
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Also a load of her work is implied to be stolen from gasters old blueprints
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The fact that is is from SEASON ONE makes it 10x funnier
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All in all good way to send off the show
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Its an emotion unto itself
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instantly pissed mesen at this. bro i think she was fucking with you
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This is why i like the wbb approach so much. Baby ice is canon
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Candace and phineas ganging up to embarass dear old baby bro
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"I love you" "That is none of my business"
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MEMFKFKDKDLDKFK
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Love that these guys are just. Always There. Same vibes as icarly tbh
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Thinking abt all those times buford lifts him to help him onto high places
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why is this cracking me up
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Just does Not give a shit dkkckemdmdo
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MFLFKEKD
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"Ill stay out of the way so you can be alone" aye sure luv. just wanted a break
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MDMFKDKD
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Performing a BALLER troublemaker cover
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Picturing like a music video abruptly getting cut off
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They're actually an good duo tho...
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Up there with firearms
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(Tw: talk of death, drowing and missing persons cases)
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Think shane summed it up p well on that episode
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up there with stop the count n the shane dawson cat tweet for me
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GOD this was uncomfortable
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*cappakaiju voice* thats my official rating. What a dork/10
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Jacksfilms has RUINED my sense of humour
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SO badly wanted to add loom bands but they were invented 2010 :(
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embrace the year.
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LOVE that there are still people like this on the internet
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The sans undertale titty mousepad is a close honourable mention
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Dont @ me
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DKDKFKKEKEKFKRK sorry i just. This mental image wont leave my head
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This whole fucking scene is a cinematic masterpiece imo
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I'd tie carl for normal if not for the fact he canonically doesnt have nostrils
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In terms of what he's doing in both plots he always matches the parents energy
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Also apparently in one episode freddie dates a sex worker spencer is paying for
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freddie having 2 or 3 failed marriages is. Such a wild thing to read
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im genuinly in shock how much jeremy fits in that corner
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she's literally SO stupid i love her
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How tf is it possible to make a secret agent platypus a straight man
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Literally one of the funniest things i've ever read
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Im not an expert here but im checking the symptoms and...accurate
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also its lowkey implied he believes in them which. awww
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Coexisting with alphyne obvs
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Undyne wingmaning for her own gf. Wheres that fanfic
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I know its nowhere near her personality but dudebro undyne is hysterical
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Thats why they were mummified too. To preserve them as beat he could
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Runs for office w this slogan
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Part 200: one minute your at fireside girl hq, the next...
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