-a long, sweet comment about how the viewers appreciate jack and only lightheartedly make fun of him, immediately followed by 'who has the biggest forehead and the smallest dick?'
-wanna wrestle with our bathing suit parts?
-(responding to 'what are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?') finally throw out all these condoms. Wont need those anymore!
-my dogs died. No ads
-apology tour
-(in the 'what is a girlboss?' yiay) the opposite of malewife (you)
-i got'a one'a like on my'a comment. How wasn't i'a featured?
-what if we pissed in the ballpit together? Jk...unless 😳😍💦
-(in response) cant have the pasta without the sauce!
-7 inch minion penis ("and this person included a VERY unnecessarily image")
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-not to get political but i think gatorade should be thicker
-(in the roast me yiay) the girl i like thinks my dad is hotter than me
-who else did the stanky leg when jack mentioned the sponsor?
