Jeremy: ok candace you promise me you'll be cool when the baby comes
Candace: yeah, absolutely. I mean how is that even a question? You know me, cool as a cucumber, cool candace, cooldace thats what everyones always calls me
Jeremy: right. But remember: we have a bag packed and your family on standby ready to help when it happens so there's really no reason to panic. Labour takes hours after all so when its time to go to the hospital can i count on you to be calm about it?
Candace: oh jeremy, absolutely. Dont worry, i'll be complexly calm.
*smash cut to candace waking the whole house up at 3am*
candace: EVERYBODY UP ITS TIME IT'S TIME THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE EAGLE IS IN THE NEST, I REPEAT, THE EAGLE IS IN THE NEST, EVERYONE TO THE CAR MOVE MOVE MOVE
