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like its nowt groundbreaking but lucas wrote actual jokes holy shit
i glanced at the timebar and GENUINELY felt like sobbing
just an hour and a half left to go
Did not expect to go to bed today laughing at a FЯED movie joke...
And was more accepted there than heinz HELP
I dont like roger but they both have the capacity to get along
Just buford and baljeet bargaining over trading cards for 10 hours
Crickets chirping as baljeet flips through his cards before we cut back
They distrust phineas a lot because he's the 'leader' n they dont trust humans
Send post
That wasnt very cash money of you
its so cursed sjdghsjdsryhdfjgfurt
Also 'give up your spirits willingly. They do not belong to you.'
Shame his voice sucks since i actually RLLY like the voice acting in ucn
i had to get this all sorted out in my head, forgive me
tw: horror, jumpscare at 1 minute mark
Bhffghjtddffghg
Mrs afton hearing abt the 4TH family member to die by animatronic: 👁👄👁
This is. Such an underated sunny quote fkkckek
'Sans is as mega-powerful ' and 'US sans is weaker than pap' fanon cant coexist.
The fucking irony. Man clearly hasnt watched his own show
The murder fursuits were the jumping the shark moment for me personally
Honestly the fireside girls being a mini-military is so funny to me
(Tw: pedophilia mention) WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE
this is at least 3 different types of fucked up
he's not even dead in a sylvanas way he's dead in an Oh way
(Tw: pedophilia) best case scenario netflix drops them
Cani believe ucn RUINED the best animatronic in the series
Lost two father figures in ine day mama mia 😔
You just know the performance is getting more and more over the top
Dont worry he gets there by the end
Its so cute how casual all the family is w them Always being at the house
This is what this show is about
🥺
Bully bromance breakup deleted scenes
DIY electrolysis. Pirated estrogen pills
It hurts because i will never have the closure i want. He wont mourn losing me
Sorry abt the vent but i knew i wouldnt be able to sleep until i got this out
(Tw: rape mention) idk what to Make of meowth rn but this was too Him to pass up
Im so betrayed. How can you rip this gold out of my hands like that
Also love that baljeet responded to murder platypi by going to his lifecoach
Based on NOTLP, uh...maybe rethink your opinion of buford
Crackship
When you wanna dance w ur crush but he's a dragons arse 4 the evening
He's got that Energy, ya know? If its gonna be anyone its gonna be him
Let candace have 3 partners 2021
Jenny sixth wheels
Said this in the past but bujeet has extra requirements cos of the bullying tho
Ferb is standing there looking dead behind the eyes
Or that time linda spent the WHOLE DAY in a traffic jam djckdkkd
*buford voice* far be it for me to keep the flower of you from flourishin'
this is so perfect cos perry is EXACTLY how i imagine sans on his drives
frisk tries to discretely touch a save point while maintaining eye contact
with this show it could go either way
and baby he's the bourgeoisie!
grey doof may be cursed but he's so cute and happy im happy for him
this show is fucking hysterical
Korean baljeet sounds adorable tho
Why does baljeet go from a normal lad into an UwU anime girl when he sings tho
Subplot where baljeet is so used to being carried he now has no stamina
PLEASE
My sisters b-day is like half a month away but i wanted to be productive 2day
:)
He Is bad with emotions tho dont get that twisted
The sheer SPEED at which got back to business as usual astounds me
This post murders me its one of those where every reply is nuttier than the last
Over-analysing phineas and ferb time 🤡!
sometimes the joke has to be sacrificed for not being gross, guys :/
'I think Freddie barely passed High School Spanish.' SGSDHDRJUEY
Buford was such a jerk to him in the end :(. HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!!!
Its so cute this is such a nice character arc
He looks so happy to be hugged which makes knowing this scene that much funnier
Baljeet is 100% a tyranical fandom wiki editor who gets into fights on reddit
How do people think these guys are 12 again?
Dlckekekdk
Back on the crossover bullshit
They met at the lab coat dry cleaners
Chara: are they always like this? Isabella: yeah p much
Sorry i dont make the rules
He's trying god bless him
Same tone and everything he's so cute focoekkekd
My sense of humour is an enigma
"Ich heiße Vanessa" "*Grown man crying sounds*"
Had a lot more ideas for this than i thought im pleasantly surprised
*Phineas voice* yes i am smart, yes i am stupid. Its called being flexible
He keeps a couple in there at all times for this
Dkdkfkdo
Love this thematically bc phineas looks up to candace and likely remembered this
Same energy as 'my identity has been solen'
I have had No Sleep
:)
Like my hc isnt exactly the same but the gist of the situation is
Cute
You've heard of forward facing phineas, now get ready for
Im writing a story rn thats VERY slowly building up to getting to write this
Yes she forgot the bag, yes she made the drive of shame home to retrieve it
Im love this stupid story idea
Suzy's an annoying character in show but i like her in concept
"Lawrence we have 7 people in the house already." "The more the merrier!"
My teachers took me using "lifeskills" as an excuse for a day out lol
"this is my favourite shirt" was the point i really lost it
Fuckin' SJW's! (Sissy john walkers)
papyrus looking at his script: who wrote this.
*candace voice* you can build a rollercoaster but you cant take a decent photo?!
Y'know. When candace introduced vanessa to her parents
Today in jokes only i will understand and laugh at
Baljeet sings an epic ballad at the schools anti-bullying assembly
Middle of a scene a notif bar comes down w her screaming in caps at me
Isnt this the plot of the foam town song dkckekkdd
"Sorry, my bad!" He's going to die, buford.
You think they have meetings like the beginning of wreck it ralph dkckd?
Somehow pnf set up a society where this stupid phrase 100% fits in
*phineas voice* i cant believe it...i was on tv!
What does that say, anaya?
DDMDKEKEKEKDOD
Only hc voice for them was 'high pitched kid + less soft than chara' :/
Drops mic
Theres smaller stuff too but i dont ACTUALLY ship this so this'll do
Isabella at a bar: pass me an appie juice i just got rejected for buford.
Ignore my gormless face pls x
introducing himself at the human fanclub
Thinking abt the boys again...
Iconic. Where were you when luigi fucked up the cobblestone generator
:)
he just KSJGKSDJHKSJ wtf man. this is like. peak comedy
Sorry for this post
then she asks again later and he tells her to just sit down and relax
(tw: death) poor bastard im actually upset now. thats why he said...
Little bitch man
Boo hoo your brothers dont give a shit about bts
Idiot alphys rights
The amalgamates happened cos she went 'close enough' on the DT measurements
Also a load of her work is implied to be stolen from gasters old blueprints
The fact that is is from SEASON ONE makes it 10x funnier
All in all good way to send off the show
Its an emotion unto itself
instantly pissed mesen at this. bro i think she was fucking with you
This is why i like the wbb approach so much. Baby ice is canon
Candace and phineas ganging up to embarass dear old baby bro
"I love you" "That is none of my business"
MEMFKFKDKDLDKFK
Love that these guys are just. Always There. Same vibes as icarly tbh
Thinking abt all those times buford lifts him to help him onto high places
why is this cracking me up
Just does Not give a shit dkkckemdmdo
MFLFKEKD
"Ill stay out of the way so you can be alone" aye sure luv. just wanted a break
MDMFKDKD
Performing a BALLER troublemaker cover
Picturing like a music video abruptly getting cut off
They're actually an good duo tho...
Up there with firearms
(Tw: talk of death, drowing and missing persons cases)
Think shane summed it up p well on that episode
up there with stop the count n the shane dawson cat tweet for me
GOD this was uncomfortable
*cappakaiju voice* thats my official rating. What a dork/10
Jacksfilms has RUINED my sense of humour
SO badly wanted to add loom bands but they were invented 2010 :(
embrace the year.
LOVE that there are still people like this on the internet
The sans undertale titty mousepad is a close honourable mention
Dont @ me
DKDKFKKEKEKFKRK sorry i just. This mental image wont leave my head
This whole fucking scene is a cinematic masterpiece imo
I'd tie carl for normal if not for the fact he canonically doesnt have nostrils
In terms of what he's doing in both plots he always matches the parents energy
Also apparently in one episode freddie dates a sex worker spencer is paying for
freddie having 2 or 3 failed marriages is. Such a wild thing to read
im genuinly in shock how much jeremy fits in that corner
she's literally SO stupid i love her
How tf is it possible to make a secret agent platypus a straight man
Literally one of the funniest things i've ever read
Im not an expert here but im checking the symptoms and...accurate
also its lowkey implied he believes in them which. awww
Coexisting with alphyne obvs
Undyne wingmaning for her own gf. Wheres that fanfic
I know its nowhere near her personality but dudebro undyne is hysterical
Thats why they were mummified too. To preserve them as beat he could
Runs for office w this slogan
Part 200: one minute your at fireside girl hq, the next...

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