(So we all remember when Lloyd broke his phone last chapter, so Lloyd's pretty much at the store, looking to fix it)
Lloyd: Hopefully I don't get the virus. Maybe I should have let Zane and a Pixal go instead. Maybe.
(He walks over to a stand fixing phones)
Lloyd: Hello?
Phone fixer: HELLO!
Lloyd: AHH, you're so loud
Phone fixer: I KNOW THAT! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH-
Lloyd: My ears will die. Alright, I'm just gonna go somewhere else.
(Lloyd goes to another stand)
Lloyd: Hello.
Phone fixer: ...
Lloyd: Hello?
Phone fixer: ...
Lloyd: UH HELLO!? Ya know what, next!
(He goes somewhere else)
Phone fixer: (On phone) I know right! And then he was like-
Lloyd: Hello? (Thinking) These people are crazy.
Phone fixer: (On phone) Anyways, I was like, bro-
Lloyd: Hellooo, do you speak human? Wait what am I saying.
Phone fixer: Ah, look kid, I don't have time for whatever gum you're trying to sell me, so skiddadle
Lloyd: Gum- wait whaa? This place is FILLED with crazy people.
(And he goes to another stall)
Lloyd: Alright, If this doesn't work, I will literally call Camo to yeet me out of who knows where. Hello, can you help me, please I'm desperate.
Phone fixer: Why would I help a smol child like you?
Lloyd: Ok, one, I am not a child, thank you very much, and two-
Phone fixer: Get out of my sight before I call security.
Lloyd: WHA- I didn't even DO anything!
Phone fixer: I will..
Lloyd: Ok, ok I'm going. Maybe I should have called Zane instead.
(He goes to another stall)
Lloyd: Hello, please fix my phone.
Phone fixer: No.
Lloyd: GAHHH! That's it, I am going to regret this so much, but it's time to call for help.
(Lloyd dials his phone, and the person comes in minutes)
Garmadon: Luh-Lloyd I am so happy that you called me. I mean.. ME!
Lloyd: Yeah, don't let it go to your head. Ok so I need your help.
Garmadon: Concurring a city? Cause I'm pretty good at that-
Lloyd: No, not that. How do you get people to do what they say?
Garmadon: Oh well that's easy Luh-Lloyd. You just go up to a random person and do this. Watch your ol pops do it.
Lloyd: Wait wait wait-
(Garmadon goes up to a random phone fixer)
Garmadon: Alright listen up dude. My son Luh-Lloyd needs his phone fixed and- WAIT A MINUTE!!
Phone fixer: What?
Garmadon: I know you! You're that guy who I traded my guitar to for like a jacket! Hey I want it back!
Lloyd: What-
Phone fixer: Well I ain't giving it. You traded it fair and square. Anyways I would want that jacket back.
Garmadon: What, oh pfft, I threw that away ages ago. It smelled like burnt onions or-
Phone fixer: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU!
Lloyd: Can I just get my phone fixed-
Garmadon: Well the jacket deserved it!
Phone fixer: (Gasp) Take that back!
Garmadon: Can't. Won't.
(The two start arguing)
Lloyd: Next time I will call Zane to fix my phone.
Phone fixer: Alright, alright, I'll give back the guitar, BUT I WON'T FIX THE PHONE. Or I fix the phone, but you don't get the guitar.
Garmadon: Evil! Luh-Lloyd please?
Lloyd: Uh..
Garmadon: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
(After a few minutes the two walk out of the store)
Garmadon: Luh-Lloyd I will always be grateful for what you did you know. Real son and father, bonding time.
Lloyd: Yep, no problem. I'm still stuck with a broken phone though.
Garmadon: Never mind that. Because you helped me out like A LOT, I'm gonna teach you something super cool!
Lloyd: Wait seriously, what are you gonna teach me? I bet it's something really cool!
Garmadon: Oh it is! I'm gonna teach you... how to concur a city!
Lloyd: A- (sigh) when I raise my hopes to high. (He walks away)
Garmadon: Luh-Lloyd? Luh-Lloyd where did you go? Maybe he doesn't want to concur a city. Man I knew it. He probably wants to concur ALL OF NINJAGO! Yes! That's it.
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