(Everyone's having a nice day...)
Jay: HEY GUYS!
(Until Jay had to ruin it)
Kai: What Jay, what!? What could it possibly be!?
Jay: Can I ask a question?
Ninja: NO!
Jay: I-
Cole: God no, please no. Not those weird questions again!
Nya: It's getting annoying.
Lloyd: My head's just spinning just to think what you're gonna say next! And that... well that HURTS.
Jay: Oooo, you thought I was gonna say- oh that's so funny.
Zane: No it is not. It really is not.
Jay: ANYWAY, I have a very... ehh, simple question to ask.
Cole: Andddd? That is?
Jay: What's 3 + 3?
Kai: Duh, 6.
Zane: 6.
Nya: It's 6.
Cole: Hahah! Really Jay? 6.
Lloyd: 6.
Jay: Uhh, no.
Ninja except Jay: What?
Kai: Jay, now you're talking nonsense.
Nya: As much as I don't wanna say it, Jay have you lost your mind?
Jay: No, actually. 3 + 3 is 8.
Ninja except Jay: Say what now?
Jay: Look, cause the text is like a mirror. So like.. (he gets a paper)
Paper
3 + 3 = Ɛ3
Jay: Seeeee.
Ninja except Jay & Zane: OHH!
Zane: But this does not make sense. How can you reverse a 3, and put it next to a normal 3? This does not compute!
Lloyd: Eh, just live with it.
Zane: But... but-
Jay: Now I have ANOTHER question.
Kai: K, I'm ready.
Lloyd: What is it?
Jay: So what's 1 + 1?
Cole: I know, I know! 11?
Jay: Why would you think-
Kai: Cole, what?
Cole: Look.
Paper
Ɩ + Ɩ = ƖƖ
Kai: Bruh, that's how you write your 1's?
Cole: DAH- I'd like to see YOU do any better.
Kai: I COULD.
Cole: THEN SH-
Jay: Now I have another question!
Lloyd: Jay, I don't think these questions are a very good idea.
Jay: What do ya mean? Everyone's fine.
Lloyd: Zane is literally looking in every website trying to see what you just did.
Nya: I think Lloyd's right.
Jay: Pfft, Zane's FINE. Where's he anyway?
Zane: This does not compute! This does not compute!!
Jay: Can I say at least 1 more question.
Lloyd: No.
Jay: Pleaseeee
Lloyd: No.
Jay: PLEASE!
Lloyd: I said-
Paper
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Lloyd: How did you- never mind.
Jay: Llooooooyd!
Lloyd: Ugh, fine.
Nya: Alright guys. One more question from Jay, and then we'll all-
Cole: Finally go back to our lives of peace?
Nya: Uh... yeah? I guess you can-
Cole: FINALLY! JAY HURRY HE CHICKEN NUGGET UP!
Jay: Fine fine, sheesh. Sooo what is, 8 + 8 + 8 + 8....
(2 hours later)
Jay: 8 + 8 + 8? Guys?
....
Jay: Guys?
....
Jay: Hello? Where'd y'all go? Ooo the paper says something. Wonder what it is...
Paper
Y̴̺̫͉̐͘̕o̵͙̼̘̓̀͠u̵͔͍͍͑̕ t̸̝̟̘̓̈́o̴̡̦̟͛̒͑o̸̢̻̙͋́͝k̴̦͕̒̽͜ t̸̻͍͎͌͆͘o̴̡͙̼͑̾͝o̸̟͉̘͐͌ l̸͇͍̻̈́̓̐o̵͕̺̻̔̿n̵̼͙̈́͒̕g̴͉͙͔̓̾̀ s̵̼͕̺̈́́̐o̵͖̙͚̽͛͝ w̴̠̘̔́͋͜e̵̢̔̔͜ l̵͚̪͚̐̈́͝é̴͉̘͕͒͠f̸̪̘̙͊͒̕t̸̺̫͓̽̽̚
Jay: Hey! Oh there's something else. Probably an apology. Though how did they even have enough time to write this all!?
Paper
P̶s̶,̶ y̶e̶s̶ w̶e̶ w̶r̶o̶t̶e̶ t̶h̶i̶s̶ l̶o̶n̶g̶ d̶e̶t̶a̶i̶l̶e̶d̶ m̶e̶s̶s̶g̶a̶e̶ w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶ w̶e̶r̶e̶ b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ l̶o̶r̶d̶ o̶f̶ t̶h̶e̶ j̶i̶g̶ f̶o̶r̶ 2̶ h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶
Jay: NUUU-
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Camo: Hey guys, sorry this took a long time to post. Also that really big text stuff on the paper got jumbled, so it says "please" Hehe, cya everyone!
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