A Day in the Life of a Camera Man

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Camo: Sorry guys that I be posting slower. School's started, so yeah. I'll be posting a bit more slower. Anyway, enjoy! This is a bit different of what I usually do.

Gayle: Alright Vinny! Let's go! We got some things to report.

You: Wait... where am I?

Gayle: Oh Vinny. You're in the NGTV News station.

You: Uhh, wasn't I just in my bedroom....

Gayle: It's 7 in the morning- look I know it's dangerous out there, and yes we're still figuring out how the criminals keep escaping Kryptarium Prison, but we'll get there!

You: Uhh, I need to get something. Be right back!

Gayle: Vinny wa-

(You run to a storage closet, and lock yourself in it. You start to feel a peice of paper in your pocket, and read it.)

You: What in the world. 

Note

Hello person. If you're reading this, right now, you are in the NGTV News station. People are caling you Vinny. You have taken Vinny's life, for one day. Note, this is before the Corona Virus. There is nothing more I can tell you, or else this note is gonna get way too long. Good luck!


Sincerely, Camo ;)

You: So I have to be Vinny for a whole day!? It was just supposed to be a nice Saturday. But n-

Gayle: Vinny! We have a lead for the Kryptarium prison breakout! Hurry up!

You: Ok! I am coming. And I am definetly, Vinny!

Gayle: Uh hu, just come on!

(You and Gayle go to a secret bunker)

You: So do I just hold the camera up-

Gayle: No, lower! Ah, you're acting as if this is your first time being a camera man!

You: Well it totally isn't! I've obviously been doing this for 20 ish something- I dunno-

Gayle: We're live in a secret bunker, trying to find out how the prisnors keep escaping Kryptarium prison. So-

(All of a sudden, two guys come out, and bag the two of you, while the camera smashes to the ground)

You: What in the- does this OFTEN happen!?

Gayle: Well being an inside reporter is a big job-

You: I wanna get some insurance on here, thank you!

(You get taken out of the bag in an undergorund cell)

You: (muttering) Oh well how was your saturday? Oh nothing unsual, just that I was put in some person's life!

Gayle: What was that?

You: Just that... HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE!?

Gayle: Actually, this cell isn't too bad.

You: Isn't too bad!? WHAT!?

Gayle: We just need to pick the lock. (She picks the cell lock)

You: Do you get like, prepared for this or something?

Gayle: Oh Vinny, you already know that stuff. Now let's keep going.

You: Uh hu, very funny, cause it sounded like you just said you wanna, KEEP GOING!?

Gayle: Of course! A good reporter, never leaves her fans hanging.

You: How are we not dead yet? (thinks) Out of all the people's lives I could have had, WHY did it need to be this one?

Gayle: Now we just need to go through this creepy hallway and...

(Gayle sets off a trap, causing the floor to cave in, maing you both fall)

Gayle & You: AHH!

Camo: Alright! Pause! 

(Gayle gets paused, while you start flying like Camo) 

You: What in the- I'm flying!? 

Camo: Yeah hey "you"

You: (gaps) You're Camo! You're the one who put me in this monstrosity!

Camo: I like to call it an abomination.

You: THAT'S THE SAME THING!

Camo: Anyway, seeing that you're not a good camera man-

You: Hey! I'm a GREAT camera man!

Camo: You've already managed to kill yourself in the last 5 minutes.

You: Wait, WHAT!?

Camo: What? You thought you were gonna survive that fall, of COURSE NOT!

You: Well none of this makes sense at all, so I just thought-

Camo: Pfft. This was an epic fail. I'm ending this, right now. Sorry this couldn't be longer. Blame it on that guy.

You: HEY!

Camo: Well it is YOUR fault technically.

You: Bruh, I'd like to see YOU try to be Vinny for a whole day.

Camo: You couldn't even survive HALF! Now I'm ending this! Bye!

You: But-

Camo: I said, BYE!

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