Festival Day

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(It's a nice day as the ninja set up for Festival Day, but all that's ruined as Kai comes barging in, causing everyone to fall)

Kai: IT'S FESTIVAL DAY TOMORROW!

(Lloyd falls off a ladder, trying to hang a festive banner)

Jay: (hits head on a table) Ow! KAI!

Kai: What? (sees everyone on the ground) Wait, is this a fire drill!? ON THE DAY BEFORE FESTIVAL DAY!? NOOO-

Nya: (hits Kai with a lamp) Have some common sense, please.

Cole: Where did you get a lamp-

Lloyd: (struggling to climb up the ladder)

Kai: What's going on? We're supposed to be at the party in 1 hour! (putting on a coat) And none of you are ready yet! (eyes Jay) Especially you.

Jay: Me!? But these are my normal clothes- ohhhhh, I see what you did there.

Kai: Thank you? Now, are we going or what?

Nya: Kai-

Kai: We gotta go before we miss the eggnog.

Nya: Kai.

Kai: And the dance.

Nya: Kai!

Kai: And basically the entire party-

Nya: KAI!

(Nya's yell causes Kai to jump and Lloyd falling off the ladder)

Lloyd: Why, life?

Kai: What do you want, Nya? Can't you see I'm tryna monologue, here? 

Jay: Actually, you weren't monologuing-

Nya: (dead stares Jay)

Jay: (runs in a corner)

Lloyd: (climbs up ladder)

Nya: Kai, the reason none of us are ready, is cause there's nothing to be ready for.

(Cricket noises)

Kai: Context, please?

Cole: (whispers) Translate it in stupid.

Kai: (obviously offended) Hey! I just want context.

Nya: Kai, don't you get it? There is NO FESTIVAL DAY PARTY!

Kai: WHAT!?

(Lloyd falls off the ladder... again)

Jay: Dun dun duuuuuu!

Kai: But- what- huh?

Nya: They messaged that it was cancelled a week ago because of Quarantine. Don't you ever look at your messages?

Kai: Not unless they're from Skylor. (starts to scroll through his phone) Hey, does anyone know if she's coming to the party?

Cole: Did he just forget-

Nya: Wait for it.

(Only 3 seconds pass before Kai lets out an over-dramatic gasp)

Kai: Wait a minute... THERE'S NO FESTIVAL DAY PARTY!

Jay: No kidding, genius.

Kai: Which means there's no eggnog.

Nya: Yes.

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