Quarantined Ninjago Stories

Groceries

(Everyone is having a peaceful day, playing some video games, until Cole ruins it by running in the living room)

Cole: NOOOO!

Ninja expect Cole: COLE! 

Jay: I just lost my high score! I was THIS close to beating Zane's high score, no offence

Zane: None taken.

Kai: But seriously, WHAT IS UP!?

Lloyd: Yeah, we're all trying to relax Cole.

Cole: It's.. it's horrible. I- I

Nya: Come on Cole, spit it out, what is it?

Cole: There... there is NO MORE CAKE LEFT IN THE FRIDGE!

Kai: And we care because?

Cole: Ok but it's not just that either. There's literally NOTHING left in the fridge, and when I mean nothing I mean-

Jay: WAIT! Is there no more pudding cups?

Cole: Eh... no.

Jay: AHHHHHH-

Garmadon: Alright Luh-Lloyd your ninj-nerds are EXTREMELY loud, like, I'm trying to eat some pizza in peace!

Lloyd: Yeah well there's nothing left in the fridge, so that's a problem.

Zane: What if we go buy some more groceries-

Ninja except Zane: (GASP)

Zane: Is something wrong-

Jay: Yes something is WRONG!

Kai: It's a death zone out there! One of us is bound to get the virus stepping out THERE! (Kai points at a wall)

Lloyd: Uh, I think you mean 

Kai: Oh yeah right, out THERE (he finally points at the door)

Zane: Pixal and I could get the groceries. We are nindroids, so we cannot catch the virus.

Nya: Isn't there something called the digi flu?

Zane: Umm, no.

(Pixal comes out of nowhere)

Pixal: It is settled, me and Zane will buy the groceries. Is there anything in particular you would like?

Cole: CAKE!

Jay: PUDDING CUPS!

Nya: Water?

(Everyone stares at her)

Nya: Well conjuring up water doesn't taste as good as normal water, don't judge me!

Lloyd: Just uh, make sure to get the groceries 

Kai: I need a cake to impress Skylor!

Garmadon: Hey! Get some pizza for me!

Lloyd: Seriously -_-

Garmadon: Yes seriously. The mailman has been taking forever to bring my pizza, so what am I supposed to do other then wait for you ninj-nerds to get my pizza?

Pixal: If that is all.

(The two nindroids leave for the grocery store)

Zane: It is a lot of stuff, hopefully we can get it all.

(They go into a store, wait for it, WITHOUT A MASK, but they're nindroids, so they're fine)

Zane: Greetings, we would like to purchase-

Store owner: Hey! Why aren't you guys wearing a mask! 

Pixal: We are nindroids.

Store owner: I don't even know what that is! Let alone I care!

Zane: Ninja and Samurai?

Store owner: Never heard of you.

Pixal: Saved the city lots of times.

Store owner: Nope.

Pixal: Oh whatever he is wasting our time, Zane let's just get the stuff.

Zane: There is quite a lot of stuff on the list. Gasp, I have an idea!

Pixal: Ok? What is it?

Zane: Follow me!

Store owner: You do know your still in here WITHOUT A MASK!

(Back with the ninja like, an hour later)

Kai: What's taking them so long?

Jay: I dunno, but as long as it means we don't get the virus, they can take a whole month.

Kai: We'll starve.

Jay: Ok, never mind then. Uhh Lloyd, call them!

Lloyd: Uh Alright. 

(He takes out his phone, until a loud BANG comes from outside, causing Lloyd's phone to drop and break)

Ninja: AHH!

Nya: What in the name of the First Spinjitzu Master was that!?

Garmadon: Hey that's my line! But seriously Luh-Lloyd what was that? 

Lloyd: Whatever it was, it made my phone break. Great.

Cole: Well then let's check it out!

(Everyone goes outside to only see the GROCERY SHOP right in front of the monastery)

Ninja: WHAT!?

Zane: Greetings.

Cole: ZANE! What did you do!? Why is the grocery shop RIGHT THERE!?

Kai: Am I dreaming?

(Jay kicks him in the back)

Kai: HEY!

Jay: Nope your fine.

Lloyd: Just, why is the store here!?

Zane: Since all of you requested so many things, I decided to bring the grocery shop here instead!

Pixal: I told him not too. But he did anyway.

Garmadon: W- I mean, at least I can get my pizza earlier. See ya nerds.

Lloyd: How did the store owner even let you do this.

Cole: My question is how you even got it up here.

Lloyd: But seriously, how did you get his permission to do this?

Zane: Funny you mention it, ahaha.

Pixal: Zane tied him up, threw him into storage, while taping his mouth, and said one move, and he'll freeze him like a popsicle.

Jay: A whaaa.

(Garmadon then comes out of the store)

Store owner: Mmph. MMMPH! 

Garmadon: Hey I found this dude tied up while looking for my pizza.

Zane: Gasp! (Zane yeets the store owner of the mountain of a million steps)

Ninja: :O ZANE!!!

Zane: Do not worry my friends, I put a mattress down there... I think.

Jay: Ok, we need to get you some help-