~/The Tea Games\~ Part 1

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(The ninja except Jay walk outside of the monastery to see the courtyard changed into... the wild west?)

Kai: What in the-

Cole: Realm of the First Spinjitzu Master happened HERE!?

Kai: (kicks Cole) I was gonna say that!

Nya: Boys, please. I already lost Jay, you two are bickering, and now the courtyard's turned into some... wild west.

Lloyd: I bet it was Camo. Or Gold.

Cole: And why are you so quick to judge?

Lloyd: I dunno. It seems like something they'd do.

Jay: Psst!

Nya: Did you hear that?

Kai: Sounded like... the wind. (Nya punches his arm) It was an honest opinion!

Jay: PSST! PSSSST!

Cole: Jay? Is that-

Jay: (inside a barrel) Yes, it's me! The one and only! Jay! Get over here!

Nya: Why. Are. You. In a barrel!?

Cole: Yeah bro. You've been gone for a while. We've been looking for you

Jay: I've been living off this tumbleweed for the past 3 months. (eats tumblweed as everyone looks at him disgusted) What? It's actually not that bad.

Lloyd: It's been an hour... (checks imaginary watch) and 4 minutes.

Cole: Jay... I can't even. Zane, throw that tumbleweed away.

Zane: Throwing tumbleweed. (throws it)

Jay: Zane! Now what am I supposed to live off of? This burrito? (takes out burrito from his pocket)

Cole: Nope. That's mine. (snatches burrito)

Jay: Hey! 

Kai: Nah, give it to me!

Lloyd: Being the Green Ninja, the burrito should be-

Zane: Mine. 

Lloyd: I wasn't gonna say that, and you know that perfectly well.

Nya: Everyone! Be... QUIET! 

(Cricket noises) 

Nya: Thank you. Now Jay. What's going on!

Jay: Glad you asked. (points at the fog) It's them.

Cole: Great. Now he's mixing up the weather with people.

Kai: Jay. I'm sorry to inform you... but that's fog. And fog and people are two different-

Jay: INSIDE the fog! Look INSIDE!

Lloyd: Inside? I don't see-

(The fog clears up and Gold and Wu are seen staring at each other from opposite sides)

Nya: ..... Are you for real? Gold and Master Wu are having a staring contest?

Jay: No, no, no! That's not what's going on.

Lloyd: Then let's ask them.

Kai: Sure. YO GOL-

Jay: (covers Kai's mouth) SHHH!

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