Bruh

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(Everyone's having a nice day doing their random stuff, until Cole runs in)

Cole: Bruh, WHERE'S MY CAMERA!

Kai: You mean that 1800's camera? Bruh, who uses those anymore?

Zane: Lots of people do.

Pixal: Yes. There are currently-

Cole: Stop bullying me about my camera! I like it! And now it's gone! Like, bruh, what's wrong with you?

Kai: Nothing, nothing.

Morro: Bruh, what was this camera doing there? (holding Cole's camera)

Cole: MY CAMERA!

Morro: Oh it's yours. (gives camera to Cole)

Cole: Where did you find it bruh?

Morro: It was in Jay's room.

Cole: JAY! I'M COMING FOR YOU BRUH!

Kai: Morro, what were you doing in Jay's room.

Morro: I dunno. (walks away)

Kai: Wait, I wanna know-

(Cole runs to Jay's room, but bumps into Nya)

Nya: Bruh, what are you doing?

Cole: I'm looking for Jay so I can DEMOLISH HIM!

Nya: Why would you wanna-

(Lloyd runs into the hallway)

Lloyd: HELP ME! Bruh, Garmadon found me hiding in my closet!

Cole: Why in the world- you know what bruh, I'm not even gonna ask.

Garmadon: Luh-Lloyd! Help me find my guitar!

Lloyd: I thought you got it from that phone fixer guy!

Garmadon: It's lost in the monastery! I CAN'T FIND IT!

Lloyd: Bruh.

Misako: Luh-Lloyd, you're too young to be saying that language!

Lloyd: Wha- I- ah- bruh-

Kai: (slides into the hallway, strumming a guitar) LA, LA, LA, LA!

Cole: WHAT'RE YOU DOING YOU CHICKEN NUGGET BRUH!?

Kai: (strumming guitar intensly) LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA!

Garmadon: GASP! BRUH, MY GUITAR! GIMMIE THAT CHILD!

Misako: LANGUAGE Garmadon!

Kai: Bruh, I found this guitar in Jay's room! I thought it was his bruh.

Nya: Why were you in Jay's room bruh!?

Kai: Morro went in it. Why can't I?

Morro: It was by accident bruh! I was trying to find you guys, and I saw some... weird stuff on the way.

Garmadon: Bruh. I bet it was my brother and his tea parties again bruh.

Misako: Language!

Wu: (appers from his room) Where is the chicken!? And my CHINA PLATES bruh!?

Lloyd: Uncle Wu! You have china plates, and you've been holding out on us? Bruh, I feel betrayed.

Wu: Gasp. You were not supposed to know that.

Kai: Bruh. 

Misako: Why are you all using such language around my son!?

Lloyd: Why must I suffer bruh?

Nya: Why are china plates so important bruh?

Zane: Fine china plates are smooth, white, and lustrous in their glazed form. It is often reffered to high-quality dishes used for special occasions, rather than every day, more casual tablewear.

Kai: Bruh, I could just get some plate and dip it in some candle wax, and BOOM! SMOOTH PLATE BRUH!

Cole: Who eats stuff on candle wax bruh!? Are you good?

Kai: Bruh, I'm trying to make a POINT!

Lloyd: The question is, why is everything going missing?

Garmadon: How about you ask your lightning ninj-nerd. All of it is being found in his room.

Cole: Let's go! CHARGE- (everyone stares at him) what are you people waiting for?

Everyone: CHARGE! (they all charge into Jay's room)

Kai: We know what you're up to bruh!

Cole: Bruh, Jay, why're you stealing everything!?

Lloyd: Bruh, now Garmadon and my mom won't stop pestering me!

Misako: Langauage, son!

Lloyd: AHHH-

Nya: Yeah Jay. I thought I knew you better bruh.

Jay: I STOLE NOTHING BRUH! YOU GUYS JUST COME IN MY ROOM, DUMP YOUR THINGS IN HERE BRUH, AND LEAVE!

(Everyone looks at Cole, Garmadon and Wu)

Cole: Uhh- OH YEAH BRUH! 

Wu: Ohh. I remember now.

Garmadon: ..... (everyone looks at him) Nope, don't remember.

Lloyd: Leave him. He's hopeless. Bruh, he can't remember anything.

Jay: See bruh. It WASN'T me!

Wu: I will taking my leave. (takes china plates and leaves)

Garmadon: Yeah. (snatches guitar from Kai) Ima take that bruh. (leaves)

Misako: Garmadon, we still have our nice lessons!

Garmadon: AHHH! (runs away screaming with Misako behing him)

Morro: Bruh, wasn't Master Wu also looking for something else?

Nya: Yeah bruh. I think it was the chicken.

(electric noises from Jay's room can be heard)

Lloyd: This is the part where we run, flailing our arms in the air, isn't it bruh?

Kai: Bruh, I'm not waiting for a sign to found out!

Jay: RUN! 

(They all run away throughout the monastery. At Camo's place, Gold and Camo are talking)

Camo: (excited) C'mon Gold! Say it! 

Gold: No.

Camo: C'mon!

Gold: No.

Camo: C'mon!

Gold: No.

Camo: Please! With a sugar in top?

Gold: No. (zaps out of existence)

Camo: Bruh-

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