Weird Questions that are Worth Questioning

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(Everyone's having a nice day, until Jay says something that totally flips everyone)

Jay: Hey, I've been wondering.

Kai: (playing game) Uh hu 

Cole: (playing game) What's that?

Jay: Which Orange came first? The fruit, or the colour?

Cole: (Puts his game down) The better question is, which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Jay: A- lemme search that up.

Kai: Uh hu.

Jay: Not talking to you Kai.

Kai: Mhm.

Lloyd: I... don't think he's listening.

Cole: Who cares? Just search it up.

Jay: It says...

Ninjoogle

Search: Whih cme first, the chicke or the eg?.

Cole: Bruh- can you at least spell properly?

Jay: I don't have time to spell thank you!

Nya: Uhh, there's always time to spell.

Jay: But-

Zane: Indeed. Spelling is one of the-

Jay: Ok, OK! Yeesh, I'm spelling it. I don't need a full lecture.

Ninjoogle

Search: Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?

...

Lloyd: Do you have it?

Cole: Yeah, I don't got all day ya know.

Nya: It's actually the afternoon.

Zane: Yes! 5 P.M. to be exa-

Cole: Fine! I don't got all the rest of my life.

Kai: Mhm. I'm totally listening.

Jay: Just gimme a sec. It's loading.

Cole: What? Lemme see that!

Ninjoogle

Cole: GAHH!

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Cole: GAHH!

Jay: Well, while we wait. I actually have another question!

Cole: And that is?

Jay: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Nya: Well that's easy. It's because.............. actually nevermind.

Zane: It's very obvious. The answer is- wait, why doesn't it stick?

Kai: Yeah... very interesting. Why isn't the guy just dying? I mean come on!

Lloyd: How about we-

Cole: SEARCH IT UP!

Ninjoogle

Search: wHy dOeSn'T GLuE sTiCK tO tHE iNSidE of tHe BoTTlE!?!

Cole: SERIOUSLY!?

Jay: What?

Cole: Gimme that!

Ninjoogle

Search: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Search: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Cole: GAHH!

Lloyd: You know, he is right Jay. You could make an effort to spell.

Jay: Pfft! Whoever got anywhere by spelling?

Nya: That's actually a good question. We should search that up.

Cole: After we get the answer. Which is taking FOREVER!

Jay: Welllll. There's actually a few other things that don't make any sense. Ha!

Cole: Don't star-

Jay: Why do we hit our hands together when we like something? Or, in the word "scent" which letter is silent? S or C? Or, OR! What is the colour of a mirror? And-

Lloyd: Guys! The screen's done loading!

Cole: What does it say! What does it say!?

Jay: It says here...

Ninjoogle

Answer: It looks like there aren't any great matches for your search

Cole: Wha- check the other one!

Ninjoogle

Answer: It looks like there aren't any great matches for your search

Cole: BRUH- WHY!!?

Jay: Come on!

Nya: I'm leaving.

Zane: Indeed.

Cole: Same.

Jay: Not cool.

Lloyd: Oh, what's the point?

(Everyone leaves, except for Kai, who goes to the tablet to see what the Ninja were searching up)

Kai: Man I died! I wonder why it didn't show anything on the tablet though. Let's see here...

Ninjoogle

Search: wHy dOeSn'T GLuE sTiCK tO tHE iNSidE of tHe BoTTlE!?!

Answer: It looks like there aren't any great matches for your search

Kai: Wait a minute...

Ninjoogle

Search: Whih cme first, the chicke or the eg?.

Answer: It looks like there aren't any great matches for your search

Kai: Ahh! Of course! The reason they couldn't get the answer was because they spelled it wro- OHH.

(He closes the tablet)

Kai: Should I tell everyone? Hmm...

(He throws the tablet out the window)

Kai: NAHH.

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