(Everyone's around the monastery, doing their own stuff, when Kai kicks his door open)
Kai: ALRIGHT! Time to get my phone, cause it's time to record my first ever blog..... and I'm talking to myself. Nice.
(He rummages around, until he pulls out his phone and goes to his chirp)
Kai: There we- ME, go. (Presses record livestream) And... I'M LIVE! Hey Fiyah-27 fans. Today we're gonna be seeing everyone in the monastery's, life.
(Kai kicks his door open and accidentally slams into Jay)
Jay: OW! HEY! WHO DID THAT!?
Kai: Oh um uh.... (looks at camera) shhhh. We say nothing. (runs away)
Jay: KAI WAS THAT YOU!?
Kai: Uhhh..... NOPE!
Jay: Oh ok.... COLE!?
Kai: Eheheh. Speaking of Cole, his camera is the worst. Like, he's got some 1800's camera. Who uses those? They are so- (he bumps into a panicked Lloyd)
Lloyd: Sorry Kai. I'm running away from Garmadon.
Kai: Of course you are.
Lloyd: He's got his guitar, and I saw him strumming LIKE CRAZY! AND HE WAS GOOD!!!
Kai: Isn't that.... good?
Lloyd: Th- Kai, I feel like you're missing the point- (see's camera) is that thing on?
Kai: No.....
Lloyd: Phew.
Kai: Yeah, it's on.
Lloyd: KAI! OH MY, ARE YOU-
(Garmadon slides into the hallway intensely strumming his guitar)
Garmadon: YEAH!
Kai: PERFECT! FANTASTICO! This is GREAT footage!
Jay: ITALIAN ACCENT-
Kai: SHUSH CHILD! (shoves pizza in Jay's mouth)
Lloyd: What in the- I- wha-
Garmadon: C'mon Luh-Lloyd! I'll teach ya!
Lloyd: Nope! I'm good!
Misako: (comes outta nowhere) Garmadon, you need take lessons with Simply Guitar!
Garmadon: NO WAY! I'M ALREADY GOOD!
Misako: But I already got you a 3 year subscription!
Kai: Ok fans! We're gone!
Garmadon: (shreds guitar) DU NU NU NUUUU!
LLoyd: SAVE ME-
Kai: You're on your own Lloyd! (runs into his room) Ok, so... (he spots something in the trash) that.... THAT!
(He slowly backs away from the "thing" in the trash)
Kai: That is bottle 14! The one hairspray that ruined my whole life! And the reason it's still in the trash.... is because no one's thrown out the trash yet. I think Jay's next.
(He intensly stares at the hairspray)
Kai: I couldn't tell the backstory behind this thing.............. ok FINE! I'll tell you! Sheesh! I wore that thing to my last outing with Skylor, and it made me sound, smell, talk, and walk weird! And it's all thanks, to THAT!
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