Red Vs Blue: Agent New Jersey: The Blood Gulch Chronicles

S1E9: After Church

We see Grif and Simmons run up the ramp to the top of Red Base where Donut stands with the Blue flag.

Donut: "What happened?"

Grif: (panting heavily) "Big... Tank... Shooting... Whooooh!"

Simmons: "Damn, man, we only ran like three hundred feet. You are really out of shape."

Grif: (still panting) "Fuck... You..."

Donut: "Where's your car?"

Simmons: "General Patton here had a great strategy to leave it behind."

Grif: "Hey, it would have worked if that tank hadn't shown up."

Donut: "You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?"

The Warthog suddenly flips onto the roof of Red Base after being launched by an explosion, causing it to seperate Donut from Grif and Simmons. We then see Sheila in the background.

Grif: "What the hell..!?" Sheila fires. "SON OF A BITCH!"

Donut: "Oh crap!" Donut picks up the flag. "What the hell is that thing?"

Grif: "That's the tank!"

Donut: "Hey uh, Grif, uh, you wanna hold the flag for a little bit?"

Sheila fires again.

Grif: "No, keep that away from me!"

We cut to Carmine in the tank with Caboose and Tucker standing nearby.

Tucker: "Why are you shooting the car?"

Carmine: "Because I'm pissed, that's why!" Sheila fires again. "Come on out, assholes! You can't hide forever!"

Caboose: "Do you think I could get a second chance in the tank?"

Carmine/Tucker: "NO!"

Caboose: "......Okay...."

We cut back to the Reds.

Donut: "I hate to be the one to point this out guys, but I think we're screwed."

Sheila fires again.

Simmons: "Yeah. I have to agree with the rookie on this one."

We then hear radio sounds as Sarge starts contacting his troops.

Sarge: "Blood Gulch Outpost Number One. Come in, Blood Gulch Outpost, come in. Do you read me? This is Sergeant-"

Grif: "Oh my god, Sarge, is that you?"

Sarge: "Roger that, Private. I am currently in-bound to your position from Command."

Simmons: "Sir-" Sheila fires. "This is Simmons."

Sarge: "Hello, Simmons. I hope everything's gone alright while I've been gone."

Grif: "Actually, sir, things are kind of hectic right now. The new rookie arrived, and somehow he managed to-" Sheila fires. "Infiltrate the Blue Base, and now we have their flag, the Warthog is damaged, one of their-" Sheila fires again. "Guys is dead, and there's this huge fucking tank about to destroy our base."

Sarge: ".......Am I talkin' to the right base?"

Grif: "Sarge." Sheila fires again. "WE. ARE. GOING. TO DIE HERE!"

Sarge: "Well then hold tight, boys. I think I gotta solution to your little 'tank' problem."

We cut to the Blues.

Tucker: "Uh oh." We then see a Pelican fly over Red Base before cutting back to Tucker who starts to back away with Caboose. "Hey, Carmine. You might want to get out of the tank. Like right now."

Carmine: "I'm trying but the fucking controls aren't responding!"

Sheila: "Night vision engaged."

Carmine: "I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO THAT!"

Tucker: "Carmine, get out now!"

Shells start dropping and exploding closer and closer to the tank.

Carmine: "Okay, Sheila, can you open the door please?"

Sheila: "Driver canopy open." The canopy opens and Carmine runs away. "Thank you for using the M8O8V Main Battle-"

A shell then hits Sheila, flipping her upside down as Carmine continues to run away.

Carmine: "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" Carmine then reaches Tucker and Caboose, panting, "Jesus, that was close."

Tucker: "Look at the tank though."

We cut to Sheila.

Sheila: "I'm scared, Dave. Will I dream? Daisy... (distorted, elongated) Daisy..."

We cut to the Blues.

Caboose: "Sheeeeiilaaaaa! Noooooo!"

Tucker: "What? No! Sheila! Sheila! W-Wait... Who's Sheila?"

Caboose: "Sheila's the lady in the tank. She was my friend..."

Carmine: "...She's an AI..."

Tucker: "Oh, dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"