Red Vs Blue: Agent New Jersey: The Blood Gulch Chronicles

S4E1: Familiar Surroundings

Fade in to Grif screaming on the top of a cliff

Grif: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!"

Donut: "Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours."

Sarge: "Simmons, shut him up!"

Simmons: "Hey Grif, shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!"

Grif: "No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!"

Simmons: "I don't think he's even listening to us."

Grif: "Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!"

Sarge: "Heugh."

Grif: "Noooooooooooooooooooo-"

Sarge: "Go up there and get him Simmons."

Grif: "-oooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Donut: "If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff."

Sarge: "Cancel that order, Simmons!"

Grif: "-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Sarge: "Donut, get me a sniper rifle."

Donut: "Yes sir."

Grif: "-oooooooooooooo!"

Cut to the Blues back wherever they are after all this time

Tucker: "And he says 'Did I read it? I already ruined it!'"

Tex: "That's disgusting."

Carmine: "Oh my fucking God."

Zeta: "You're such a pig."

Caboose: "I don't get it."

Church materializes out of thin air

Church: "What. The fuck. Was that."

Caboose: "Hey Church!"

Tucker: "Hey."

Carmine: "'Sup."

Tex: "Huh?"

Church: "Isn't anybody gonna ask me, "What happened to your body, Church?""

Tex, Carmine, and Tucker: "What happened to your body Church."

Caboose: "What happened to some... body... Church?"

Church: "Hell if I know. All I know is, I was sittin' there talkin' to Gary, and-"

Tex: "The bomb?"

Church: "No that's Andy, Gary is the computer."

Tex: "Neh, I don't even remember most of your names half the time."

Caboose: "I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget."

Church: "Hey, can we please focus on me?"

Caboose: "By the way, he's Church."

Church: "Yes, thank you Caboose, she knows."

Caboose: "He is the mean one."

Church: "Thank you, Caboose."

Caboose: "See, he is mad. Now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking, then, when he thinks I am done talking, then he will start talking again."