Adventures With The SMG4 Crew

Trouble in the Dark Carnival (Part 3/5)

Garcello: So... where do we go now?

Luna: I don't know, Smoker. I only know that Orange knows, ask him. After he's done playing Quickdraw with Pico.

Me: We're not. We're just talking about guns, trucks, and women. Hey, Luna, do you know that Ford Company was ACTUALLY created in 1903?

Luna: Don't care, let's know where we go now.

Kapi: Now just hang on a minute. Please, let's just get to know each other a bit more.

Me: I bet the Friday Night Funkin' crew all know each other by heart.

Garcello: We come from the same world, just not the same parts of it. Still, we DO know each other well.

Kapi: Just to be clear, we don't really- Luna put that fucking apple down.

Luna: Why? It's just an apple. I don't know what kind though. What's so wrong with a little apple?

Pico: Yeah, Cat-boy. What's wrong with it?

Kapi: It's... there's a worm in it.

Luna: Bull-fucking-horse-piss. I JUST pulled this out of Orange's Hyperspace bag.

Pico: It's just a fucking apple, Kapi. It's not like it's a beehive.

Kapi: Well, an apple a day may keep the doctor away from many, but for me, it's "An apple a day, the doctor's I'll stay."

Me: Very confusing riddle we need to solve here. But I already figured out that... you're allergic to apples?

Kapi: Yeah, it's terrible. Funny story, I used to bitch to Garcello about cigarettes. I used to be a nicotine addict, but after the high school nurse said it would make me a virgin, I stopped. I also have Tourette's, that's why I'm into DDR so much. That, and it controls my tics. At least that's what PaperKitty says on Discord. Hey, anybody gonna play some fucking AC/DC over here? There's the Rock/Indie music fact.

My: Anything ELSO we should know?

Kapi: Kicked out of church by Ruv at 16 literally, met Boyfriend during music class, my room is littered in posters, bullied by Whitty when I was younger... HATES BEING CALLED FURRY!!

Luna: Okay. Point the finger at me again, WHY DON'T YOU?

Garcello: Easy you two. Now ain't the time.

Kapi: Loki be damned you're not dead yet, Luna.

Luna: So you're friends with the god of mischief? If you are, I'm fucked.

Garcello: I know the guy. That one blue homosexual wolf, right?

Kapi: Yes, Garcello. Also, shouldn't you be dead? Like, you die in your mod, your soul is bound to the cigarette, and the cigarette crumples throughout Release and Fading.

Garcello: Eh, doesn't bother me one bit. You also shut off the lights to the arcade after "Nyaw." How about you, Orange? Gonna say anything?

Me: I'm best not to be rude, but I'll wait until we're out of here.

Garcello: Rageminer tweeted once. Said my tongue always matched with the smoke I blow, which is default mint green. Also... Kapi, mind helping me with this next fact?

Kapi: Why? Because we SHARE the same exact fact about us? Fine by me. Do you want me to say?

Garcello: Yeah go right ahead. Your hoodie really gives it away.

Pico: Should I say it, because I think I know it well enough. Me and Keith used to date back in my world, which-

Me: OKAY!! EXPLAIN THIS!! Pico, you call him Keith, Kapi, you called him Boyfriend. WHICH IS IT??