Adventures With The SMG4 Crew

It Happened Again!

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!! FRANCIS SQUID-NAPPED MEGGY, AND IT'S UP TO THE REST OF THE SMG4 CREW, MYSELF INCLUDED, TO GO SAVE HER!!! TOO BAD DESTI AIN'T HERE TO HELP!!! FRANCIS ALSO STOLE INKWEAVER FROM AXOL!!! SERIOUSLY!!! YOU DON'T, I DON'T KNOW, HAVE A SPECIAL SAFE TO PUT THAT LUCKY PEN IN?!?!? JESUS!!!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Long story short, Meggy, me, and Mario were out on a walk. Anime Meggy was still training for Splatfest. Francis walked up to us, knocked Me and Red out and Squid-Napped Meggy. We're now presently on the boat with the rest of the SMG4 crew, as well as Chris and Swagmaster. Yes. THE Chris and Swag from the Guards and Retards series created YEARS ago. What was I doing? Playing Yu-Gi-Oh with Bob, Boopkins, and Tari.

Boopkins: I see you've triggered my trap card, Orange.

Me: I never learned how to really play.

Boopkins: I'll use my... Trap Hole to destroy Excalibur's Might!

Me: I got nothing to combat that. Oh, would you look at that, I've got no cards left. See y'all later. I'm going fishing.

I stood up, walked to the side of the boat, grabbed my fishing rod, and casted. Axol was standing to my left. He seemed worried.

Me: You alright, Axol?

Axol: No, spiky fish boy. My pen is gone. My Anime creator has been stolen by that vile fiend known as Francis.

Me: I feel you, bro. The love of my life is with him too.

Axol: Beanie fish girl?

Me: Yep. I love her. Don't tell anyone, or else.

Axol: Understand.

Me: You want a rod?

Axol: Growing up on the Japanese coastline, I always fished.

I handed him a spare fishing rod.

Me: So... how long have you been with Anime?

Axol: Many, many years, spiky fish boy. Ever since I was a little Ko.

Me: All those years growing up with Anime? Wow. Growing up with it your whole life?

Axol: Since as long as I can remember, I've either drew or written anything related to manga. I was bullied constantly because I was one of the biggest weebs in Inkopolis. Who am I kidding? I was the only weeb there. Everyone bullied me because I was more into Anime than "Turf Wars" and "Being Fresh." I was who a was, and I'll continue that legacy.

Me: Deep. I was always bullied as well. This kid named Lucas Mitchell. Every day he would insult me or my mother. He was one of the most popular guys in school, but just because he was popular didn't mean he was nice. Just because I was stereotyped as a "nerd" or "geek," he bullied me. Called me names, hit me, you name it. One day, about the time I was 14, we were on the same baseball team. Coach put me as starting pitcher. Boy, was Lucas jealous. He always called himself the "Star Player that nobody could beat."

Axol: Nerd and geek?

Me: I was smart for my age back then. Anyway, Lucas was mad as Hell. Everything he did, nobody cared. Everything I did, they cared. One practice, he shouted the ONE word that triggers me the absolute MOST out of insults.

Axol: Bad one?

Me: It was more directed towards... certain people who had a... certain feature to them.

Axol: Does it relate to the two guards over there?

Me: Yeah. What short series were they from?

Axol: Guards and Retards, of course.

Me: One word in that sentence triggers me if it's said right at my face.