Adventures With The SMG4 Crew

Hell's Kitchen: Remastered

Everyone was on the stage for the championship for Bowser's Cooking Show. Last time, everyone basically killed him with their *cough cough* terrible cooking "skills." I was on a team with Luigi, SMG4, Meggy, Fishy Boopkins, And Bob. The other team was Mario, Tari, Saiko, Axol (unfortunately), Anime Meggy, and Shroomy.

Bowser: WELCOME TO MY COOKING SHOW!!! WE HAVE TWO TEAMS HERE WITH US THAT WILL TRY TO RECREATE EXCEPTIONALLY DIFFICULT DISHES THAT MANY CHEFS DO NOT HAVE THE SKILLS TO RECREATE!!! TEAM 1 IS THE MEME TEAM, COMPOSED OF OUR FRIENDS ESMERALDA, LUIGI, SMG4, MEGGY, FISHY BOOPKINS, AND BOB!!! TEAM 2 IS THE REST OF THEM!!! NOW FOR THE DISHES!!!

A chocolate cake with icing landed right in front of me out of thin air.

Bowser: THE INFAMOUS BAKED CAKE!!!

A raw turkey landed in front of the other team, which Bowser used his fire breath to cook.

Bowser: THE ALL-EXCLUSIVE ROASTED TURKEY WITH SIDE SALMON SALAD!!! AND NOW...

We were all transported to our cooking rooms.

Me: Got a bad feeling about this. He also called me Emerald.

SMG4: Don't let that bum you out. We got this.

Me: Remember last time?

Flashbacks showed both group's absolutely atrocious performance last time they did this.

SMG4: AND WE HAVE THE CAKE!!!

Me: I'm sure I can keep everyone in check.

Axol: I trust spiky fish boy. He has the sharp tail.

Me: See?

A door opened to the other kitchen, and Bowser was standing in the doorway.

Bowser: Teams will be competing in different kitchens. You have 30 minutes to recreate your given dishes. I know you can do it.

The alarm for the 30 minutes went off as the other group went to their kitchen and shut the door.

Me: What do we do now?

SMG4: Alright. I will give you jobs to maximize our work ethic.

Me: You're using the wrong terms. Shouldn't it be you're giving us our roles to maximize our efficiency?

SMG4: That too. Alright. Boopkins, ingredients. Bob, mixing. Meggy, frosting. Luigi, assistance. Me, oven duty. Esmeralda, sit in the corner and do nothing.

Me: WHAT?!? NO!!! NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!! WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER, NOT SEGREGATE OUR FRIENDS!!! Besides, I'm a good cook.

SMG4: When was the last time you cooked?

Me: Just last week when I made that pasta dinner that EVERYONE wanted instead of scallops and shrimp.

SMG4: Alright. Help us if we need it.

Me: Fine. I'd prefer the shrimp and scallops platter better.

Boopkins: Well, I'll need the ingredients now. Naranja, come help.

I followed Boopkins into the back room, where there was nothing but a mound of ingredients. We didn't know what to get.

Me: Well...

Boopkins: Found the milk.

I looked over at him. He was holding Clorox.

Me: I AM WORKING WITH IDIOTS!!! ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!?

Boopkins: Only sometimes. There's also this stuff called Bud Light Lime?

Me: That's not for you. But for you...