Adventures With The SMG4 Crew

Q&A With SMG4

Censorship Offline. Swearing engaged.

I stood at the bus stop with an iced coffee in my hand, taking a sip of it every now and again. I checked my watch and shook my head.

Me: 7:32? I thought they'd be here by half after. We need to get to the theater by 8:00.

Mario: Don't sweat it. He'll be here.

Did I forget to mention that Red was with me? I did? Okay. So we're waiting for SMG4 to pick us up to take us to the theater for our Q&A session.

Me: If only that idiotic bastard would get here quicker.

Mario: It's not his fault he couldn't find his hat. I may or may not have thrown it in the toilet after I shit.

I looked over at him with the biggest confusion look on my face.

Me: Say do what now?

Mario: I thought I'd prank him by doing that. Turns out that he went to the sewage treatment plant and dove straight into one of those giant distillery drums they have there.

Me: Holy shit. I can't believe you're an idiot. Well, let's see what happens when he gets here. If you want to know something about it, he's coming here right now. You better fucking hide from him.

Mario: Sure. What else do I have to do?

Me: Mamma Mia's spaghetti and meatballs. I think we just wait.

About five minutes later, and, I shit you not, the Battle Bus fell from the sky and landed right in front of us. The door slid open, and SMG4, behind the wheel, gave us the most disgusted glare he could.

Mario: That's what you get for not continuing the Smart Mario ark.

SMG4: I didn't want to continue it. Besides, now that I paid for SMG3 and Meggy to have their own voice actors, I can sit back, reel in the money like fish, and-

Me: Meggy and SMG3 have voice actors?

SMG4: Ummm, Yeah. Didn't you know this? Or was it because you're hanging out on Reddit and Discord so much?

Me: Well, technically they're both right. I didn't know because I spent more time on Reddit and Discord than watching you on YouTube.

He slammed his fist right down onto the dashboard and shouted many, MANY unintelligible slurs and words. I just rolled my eyes and climbed onto the roof, and Mario headed into the bus.

SMG4: So what are you doing up there, now?

Me: Seeing the sights as you drive. Also, I want to see if I can hold on to this goddamn bus until we get to the theater.

SMG4: You're crazy.

Me: I'm stupid.

Mario: While it may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

Me: Hell yeah. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to lay on the roof.

I did just that. I anchored my feet underneath the roof rack and laid up there, watching the night sky pass by as SMG4 drove all the way from the bus stop to the theater. Now you may be asking yourself "why are we going to a theater?" The Q&A session, of course. Featuring all of us, my group and his. I hopped off the roof of the bus and dusted my knees off and stared at the building.

Me: Well Well Well, What have we here?

A loud car horn started blaring out, and everyone who was off the bus, just me and Mario, looked for it.

Mario: Across the street.

We both looked across, and look who it was. Brother Michael in a suit and tie, his hair pushed up into a ponytail. He walked across the street to us and bowed a bit.