Picking the strings of a half-broken guitar in the middle of the hallway leading to the Music Hall, I kept growling at myself every time I accidentally picked the wrong strings. Kept doing that until I felt a hand on my shoulder, and I smashed the whole acoustic guitar on the locker row, shattering in a million pieces. Glancing back, I saw it was Meggy, her stunning blue eyes staring back at my faded green eyes, but more sadness than adventurous.
Me: Afternoon, Miss Spletzer. Shouldn't you be with that Beep-Boop of a boyfriend?
Meggy: You know you can always calm your country ass before somebody gets hurt, right? But that doesn't matter, what DOES is that I'm just saying I'm sorry if I fucked anything up. But whatever happened, we got to leave it behind. I can't remember anything, I highly doubt you telling me anything will remind of anything.
Me: Only thing is that whenever you kissed me first, I was transformed into an Inkling. However that's never gonna happen again, because you're with HIM. Fuck, I just... I miss you a bunch, and I miss my squid form, but I can't get you back. Oh well, I guess I'll try for that Beepie chick.
Meggy: She's... she's pretty ugly. I don't know why you'd go after her, dude, it's your funeral. She's REALLY ugly.
Me: You know, you don't need to be such an ASSHOLE. She's pretty cute, at least to me.
Meggy: She's a fucking SIMP. Simple minded, completely addicted to my boy, and guess what? SHE'S A FUCKING FREAK WHEN SHE TRANSFORMS! She's even one when she's HUMAN.
Shaking my head and growling rather loudly, I gripped my ex by her shoulders and slammed her against the lockers. She struggled against my strength, and I kept her pinned to the lockers and slugged her right across the jaw. As I kept her against the lockers, she spat right on my face and kneed me in my side.
Meggy: LET ME GO YOU BASTARD! I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Me: YOU LISTEN TO ME, BITCH! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SUCH AN EMO FREAK! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO ANY OF US ARE ANYMORE!! What matters is that we're still a friend group, and we shouldn't be shit-talking about everyone.
Meggy: SHE'S NOT EVEN PART OF OUR GROUP, ASSHOLE!
??: BEEP?? BEP BOP BEEP BEP BOP!!
Glancing over my shoulder, I saw who EXACTLY it was, that BLUE HAIRED FREAK OF NATURE!! He rushed beside me and shoved me off of Meggy, and pulled her behind him. I was flat on my back, but a kip-up later, I was glaring him right in his eyes. Those shining black, no pupil eyes.
Me: You shut your fucking mouth, you fucking simpleton.
Meggy: Thanks, Boyfriend, not that I needed it much.
Boyfriend: Hey, take it easy dude. She's not your girl anymore, don't you know?
Me: Cocky FUCK! I guess your shitty blue hair dye is in your eyes. It's fine, happens to everyone, but your girlfriend here doesn't understand what love is.
Meggy: OKAY YOU SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Me: WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE IT UP YOURS??!
Boyfriend: Guys please take it a bit easy, I know you're ex's but this doesn't mean you have to fight NOW. C-Can't we settle this over some donuts and pizza?
Me: How about this, you little SHIT! You control her and I'll be sure not to piss anyone off. The only reason we're IN this argument is that I called THAT CHICK over there cute.
Boyfriend: Who, Beepie? Yeah I don't really admit to girls on a cute scale, but she's not as cute as Meggy here.
Meggy: Thank you, babe. Now leave us alone, Jacob. You're never going to get me back.
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Adventures With The SMG4 Crew
RandomOrange and the crew of SMG4 have gotten together and wanted to have adventures together. Time will only tell what happens next. (A little backstory on who Orange is: He is currently a 17 year old who experienced hardships with his family. His mother...
