Adventures With The SMG4 Crew

The Alternate Dimension (1/3)

Mario: CATCH THAT RABBIT!!!

Meggy: CATCH IT QUICKLY!!!

Me: I'M TRYING!!! IT DOESN'T HELP ME WHEN YOU GUYS ARE JUST STANDING THERE, CHEERING ME ON!!! I COULD USE SOME ASSISTANCE HERE!!!

Mario: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?

Let's be real for a minute. Who doesn't hate Mips the rabbit? That's exactly what I was doing: chasing that stupid f***ing rabbit in the basement of the castle, while Meggy and Mario were cheering me on. I dove again to try to catch him, but he only ran right by me. I kept trying and trying, but I couldn't catch him. Eventually, I gave up and rested against the wall near Shifting Sand Land.

Me: Holy... F**k. How hard is it... to catch... a stupid bunny?

I noticed that a green pipe was right next to the fake wall. I walked back to Lethal Lava Land's painting, where those two were.

Me: I found something.

Mario: What it is?

Me: Some sort of pipe near Shifting Sand Land.

Meggy: Did you take a hit off that pipe?

Me: Ive been trying to cool down on the smoking. Shall we investigate this mysterious pipe?

Mario: Green one?

Me: Yeah.

Meggy: Sure.

We all walked over to the pipe near Shifting Sand Land.

Mario: Suspensions tension fills the room.

Me: Let's see what's in it.

I pulled myself up onto the edge of the pipe and balanced on my heels. I looked down the pipe and saw a hedge maze painting.

Me: Suspicious indeed.

Meggy: What is it?

Me: A painting of some sort.

Mario: Jump in it.

Me: You'll follow me through, right?

Meggy: We have your back.

Me: Well, here goes nothing.

I dove headfirst into the painting and reemerged out onto a yellow path that resembled the castle. I looked around and saw that the castle resembled the princess's castle, except there was someone else on the front.

Mario: MAKE WAY FOR WILLY!!!

I sidestepped and felt the ground shake when Mario landed right next to me.

Mario: I said make way for Willy.

Me: I did.

Meggy: SOMEBODY CATCH ME!!!

Mario rolled out of the way of the pipe, and I sidestepped just in time to catch Meggy in my arms, bridal style.

Me: Well, I don't think we're not in Kansas anymore.

Mario: Where are we?

Me: The castle. But it's not the castle.

Meggy: Where are we, then?

Me: Maybe it's... this may sound dumb, but we may be in an alternate dimension.

Mario: Makes sense, considering that the castle has a glass painting of a prince, not a princess.

Me: Wait. That's a prince?

Mario: Looks like one.

Me: Well, would it be rude if we knocked on the door to the castle?