Adventures With The SMG4 Crew

The T-Pose Virus Returns

Everyone was enjoying their day at Princess Peach's Castle, doing what they'd usually do on a peaceful day such as today. I was downstairs on the first floor with most of the group. Boopkins and Bob were watching Anime in the corner of the room, Mario was... running around naked, as always, so I looked away from that direction. Tari, SMG4, me, Meggy, and Anime Meggy we're playing Super Smash Each Other In The A$$ Brothers. Shroomy was nowhere to be around, and Luigi was with Saiko on the second floor. I didn't know what they were doing up there, but I never bothered.

Me: DAMMIT!!! I couldn't recover. Dr. Mario sucks balls!

Meggy: Hit-stun is nuts.

SMG4: I can't believe I'm lasting this long. It's been three minutes, and it's just me and Tari.

Me: I believe in you, SMG4!

SMG4: COME ON!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE SPIKES?!? EVERY TIME!!!

Me: That's the reason I choose Donkey Kong in Smash Ultimate.

SMG4: STILL!

Meggy: Guys, you might want to see this.

We set our controllers down and walked over to the window and stared out of it. There stood Shroomy, in the Titanic pose, on the yellow path.

Me: T-pose?

Tari: Maybe.

SMG4: Not doing this again. Orange, you check.

Me: No, you.

SMG4: No, you.

Me: Not me. You do it.

SMG4: I did that last time.

Me: So go do it again.

SMG4: Alright.

SMG4 walked out of the doors and down to Shroomy as the rest of us watched him.

Me: Do you think it's the T-pose?

Mario: Maybe.

I spun around and instantly regretted it. I turned back around, red as a tomato.

Me: G-Get some damn clothes on. Nobody wants to see... that.

Mario: Anime Meggy might.

Me: And you call ME the dirty one.

Mario: Alright. You can look now.

I spun back around to face him, and he was back in his overalls. Back to the window, I turned. That's when I saw it. SMG4 was in the same pose as Shroomy.

Me: Barricade the doors. The T-Pose Apocalypse has begun once again.

Meggy: How did it first start?

Me: YOU should all remember that. Shroomy ate the bad mushroom, making him do that. Then, it was Miyamoto, or whoever it was, that transformed you into one of them, who was controlled by Waluigi. Now, I'm thinking the loophole has returned to the original.

I picked up a few boxes of Jameson and stacked them up in front of the door, after grabbing a bottle of it. I saw Mario throw a round table in front of the door. Luigi and SMG4 followed behind with the metal safe the Princess uses for "emergency situations." There was some loud pounding on the door.

Tari: Think it'll hold?

Me: Don't know.

Mario: Hopefully it does.

A part of the door crashed open, revealing a T-Pose SMG4.

Me: NOPE!!! WHAT DO WE DO?!?

Mario: I has idea.