❤dAdDy PaSs ThE sAlT❤

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❌Please oml this is for satire  and comedy  purposes, don't come for me❌ 

I don't think I need to explain this scenario, everyone has read it, like, a million times before.


Hanyu

) Passed away, gone, never to be seen again

) He was so utterly embarrassed and confused

) He also apologized to your Dad repeatedly

) In all honesty, he thought you said "Jia Daddy" since you'll call him that just to bother him

) Didn't know how to explain that to your parents so he just froze up and wouldn't stop apologizing

) "Mr. L/N, I'm so sorry I just- I'm so sorry."

) Anytime he comes over after that, your parents will tease him about it, since he quite clearly didn't mean any malice

) Anytime he comes over after that, your parents will tease him about it, since he quite clearly didn't mean any malice

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Zihao

) Smooth-ish Mf™

) Made up some bullshit about it sounding like a term of endearment in Chinese

) *Sweats* 

) Your parents believed him so it was all good

) Still mentally slapped himself for being so dumb

) Still mentally slapped himself for being so dumb

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Xinlong

) *Sigh*

) Bro the audacity and fucking confidence of this boy

) Just continued eating his food like nothing happened while your parents were giving him death glares

) "I believe they were talking to me young man."

) "No Sir, I'm fairly certain they were talking to me. You see, your daughter/son/child calls me Da-"

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