This is random asf and it's probably not even gonna be funny, I just haven't slept properly in like a week so take what my sleep-deprived brain considers humor.
•USERNAMES•
Soft_Boi_#1 - Hanyu
Weeb_Bitch - Zihao
Hoe_Sin_Long - Xinlong
Soft_Boi_#2 - Zeyu
Tsun_Tsun - Mingrui
An_Actual_Shoe - Shuyang
The_Child_Y/N - Y/N
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Weeb_Bitch: Okay y'all this shit is important, don't ignore my messages like you normally do.
Hoe_Sin_Long: The only reason we ignore you is because you say some of the dumbest shit on the planet.
The_Child_Y/N: Yeah I'mma have to go with LongLong on this one
Soft_Boi_#1: Y'all are so mean.
Tsun_Tsun: Oh shut up your just over protective because you're secretly in love with Zihoe.
The_Child_Y/N: Ooooh
An_Actual_Shoe: Ooooh pt.2
Hoe_Sin_Long: Is it really a secret though?
Soft_Boi_#1: I-
Soft_Boi_#2: Did you just stutter over text?
Weeb_Bitch: Oh my god stfu all of you (Except Hanyu, love you bby)
This is important.
The_Child_Y/N: Go on.
Weeb_Bitch: So you know how Zeyu dyed his hair purple awhile ago?
Soft_Boi_#2: Yeah my fucking scalp hurts still
Hoe_Sin_Long: ~No One Cares~
The_Child_Y/N: I care, what if Zeyu loses all his hair?
Soft_Boi_#2: *Zeyu-Ge
Soft_Boi_#1: I think bald would suit you
The_Child_Y/N: He'd start looking like my god damn sleep paralysis demon
An_Actual_Shoe: Your sleep paralysis demon is Zeyu-Ge without hair?
The_Child_Y/N: Something like that.
Weeb_Bitch: OML STFU AND LOOK AT THIS YOU DUMB BITCHES (Not you Hanyu 💗)
Soft_Boi_#2: Yeah it's my handsome face, what about it?
Weeb_Bitch: Shut up you cocky bastard the other picture isn't loading
Tsun_Tsun: Well hurry tf up I don't wanna look at Zeyu's ugly ass face anymore
Soft_Boi_#2: First of all fuck you, second of all, *Zeyu-Ge
Weeb_Bitch:
The_Child_Y/N: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST-
Weeb_Bitch: I FUCKING DID
Soft_Boi_#2: I'm leaving all of you and never coming back
Soft_Boi_#2 is offline
The_Child_Y/N: No come baaaaack we still love you even if you look like a perverted grape boy
Tsun_Tsun: Speak for yourself
Weeb_Bitch: Well it was fucking horrible talking to all of you (again except you Hanyu, love talking to you) but unfortunately I must go
Weeb_Bitch is offline
The_Child_Y/N: Yeah I should go to, I have a school project to work on
Hoe_Sin_Long: You want help?
Soft_Boi_#1: Fucking SIMP-
Soft_Boi_#1 is offline
Hoe_Sin_Long: Asshole-
Hoe_Sin_Long is offline
An_Actual_Shoe: Damn y'all really dumb as shit
An_Actual_Shoe is offline
The_Child_Y/N: And then there were two
Tsun_Tsun: You lost Baby girl 😏
The_Child_Y/N: Ew
The_Child_Y/N is offline
Tsun_Tsun: I mean I tried
Tsun_Tsun is offline
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