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This is random asf and it's probably not even gonna be funny, I just haven't slept properly in like a week so take what my sleep-deprived brain considers humor.

•USERNAMES•

Soft_Boi_#1 - Hanyu

Weeb_Bitch - Zihao

Hoe_Sin_Long - Xinlong

Soft_Boi_#2 - Zeyu

Tsun_Tsun - Mingrui

An_Actual_Shoe - Shuyang

The_Child_Y/N - Y/N

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Weeb_Bitch: Okay y'all this shit is important, don't ignore my messages like you normally do.

Hoe_Sin_Long: The only reason we ignore you is because you say some of the dumbest shit on the planet.

The_Child_Y/N: Yeah I'mma have to go with LongLong on this one 

Soft_Boi_#1: Y'all are so mean.

Tsun_Tsun: Oh shut up your just over protective because you're secretly in love with Zihoe.

The_Child_Y/N: Ooooh 

An_Actual_Shoe: Ooooh pt.2

Hoe_Sin_Long: Is it really a secret though?

Soft_Boi_#1: I-

Soft_Boi_#2: Did you just stutter over text?

Weeb_Bitch: Oh my god stfu all of you (Except Hanyu, love you bby)

This is important.

The_Child_Y/N: Go on.

Weeb_Bitch: So you know how Zeyu dyed his hair purple awhile ago?

Soft_Boi_#2: Yeah my fucking scalp hurts still

Hoe_Sin_Long: ~No One Cares~

The_Child_Y/N: I care, what if Zeyu loses all his hair?

Soft_Boi_#2: *Zeyu-Ge

Soft_Boi_#1: I think bald would suit you

The_Child_Y/N: He'd start looking like my god damn sleep paralysis demon

An_Actual_Shoe: Your sleep paralysis demon is Zeyu-Ge without hair?

The_Child_Y/N: Something like that.

Weeb_Bitch: OML STFU AND LOOK AT THIS YOU DUMB BITCHES (Not you Hanyu 💗)

Weeb_Bitch: OML STFU AND LOOK AT THIS YOU DUMB BITCHES (Not you Hanyu 💗)

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Soft_Boi_#2: Yeah it's my handsome face, what about it?

Weeb_Bitch: Shut up you cocky bastard the other picture isn't loading

Tsun_Tsun: Well hurry tf up I don't wanna look at Zeyu's ugly ass face anymore

Soft_Boi_#2: First of all fuck you, second of all, *Zeyu-Ge

Weeb_Bitch:

Weeb_Bitch:

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The_Child_Y/N: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST-

Weeb_Bitch: I FUCKING DID

Soft_Boi_#2: I'm leaving all of you and never coming back

Soft_Boi_#2 is offline

The_Child_Y/N: No come baaaaack we still love you even if you look like a perverted grape boy

Tsun_Tsun: Speak for yourself

Weeb_Bitch: Well it was fucking horrible talking to all of you (again except you Hanyu, love talking to you) but unfortunately I must go

Weeb_Bitch is offline

The_Child_Y/N: Yeah I should go to, I have a school project to work on

Hoe_Sin_Long: You want help?

Soft_Boi_#1: Fucking SIMP-

Soft_Boi_#1 is offline

Hoe_Sin_Long: Asshole-

Hoe_Sin_Long is offline

An_Actual_Shoe: Damn y'all really dumb as shit

An_Actual_Shoe is offline

The_Child_Y/N: And then there were two

Tsun_Tsun: You lost Baby girl 😏

The_Child_Y/N: Ew

The_Child_Y/N is offline

Tsun_Tsun: I mean I tried

Tsun_Tsun is offline



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