𝐇𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 ! 𝐆.𝐈 [𝒐𝒍𝒅]√

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Welcome to liyue's assholes!

Y/n
Ayo new phone who dis?!? 😧

(???)
Oh you must be y/n.
I go by zhongli.

Y/n
Sheeesh sir you single? 👀

Zhongli
Um... yes?

(???)
YO ITS THE HOT GIRL 😫😫

Y/n
ISNODD CHILDE?!?!

Childe
Shawty you recognize me? 😮‍💨

Y/n
HOLY SHIT YOU LITERALLY MADE ME FAINT PLEASEEEEEE 😳😳

Childe
I mean I am very handsome aren't I?

(???)
I feel a second hand embarrassment for ya-

Childe
HEY THATS NOT NICE XINGQIU!!

Xingqiu
I'm just saying!
Btw y/n right? Do you have any recommendations on books you have read?

Y/n
IWNSI YES THATS RIGHT I AM Y/N L/N PLEASURE TO MEET CHA!!
OOOOO I RECOMMEND (f/m/b) {fav manga or book} ITS VERY INTERESTING IM REREADING IT ROHT NOWWWW!!!

Xingqiu
You have a lot of energy and I kinda like it
Alright then I'll see if I can find this book you speak of and read it.

Y/n
YOU WELCOME <333

(???)
OÍ OÍ I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT YOU WANNA PRANK SOME PEOPEL?!?!

Y/n
OH MY BARBATOS YESTES
MISS GIRL YOU NOW BESTIE!!!

(???)
MY NAMES HU TAO AND I READ THE TEXTS AND YOUR Y/N?! THATS AN ADORABLE NAME!

Y/n
GASP OMGOMG WE SHOULD GO SHOPPING TOGETHER JUST TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPE!!

Hu Tao
:0
YO WANNA GO RN BAE? 😏

Y/n
Ayo?? You free 😳

(???)
Would y'all shut up for once?

Hu Tao
You know xiao that isn't very nice considering you were slightly blushing over the fact this gir beauty!

Xiao
I was NOT blushing I just happen to ate something spicy that's it

Zhongli
I do believe I recall hearing you say 'holy shit they're pretty'

Xiao
Bye

Xiao is now offline

Childe
PLEASE NOT HIM GOING OFFLINE

Hu Tao
OSBOD I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU ZHONGLI

zhongli
Did I do something?

Y/n
BRO THAT WAS QUITE A SHOW PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MASTER ZHONGLI!!

Zhongli
Master??
I don't know how to respond to this

Childe
You can say he is trying to cover his blush
ISNDID YOU DID IT Y/N!!

Y/n
BRO I SWEAR YALL FINE ASF BUT J GTG VENTI IS ANNOYING ME TO GO TO STARBUCKS WITH HIM BYE BESTIES

Childe
Bye girlie you should invite me next time 😩

Hu Tao
GIRL TELL ME YOUR ADDY
AND ILL PICK UP THIS SATURDAY !! 😳

Y/n
SHAWTY YOU ALREADY KNOWWW 😫😫

Zhongli
I hope you have a good day.

Xingqiu
Bye y/n hopefully we bump to each other one day!!

Y/n
Xingxing your so adorable Ehe~ o
OKAY BYE

Y/n is now offline

Xingqiu
I- um

Xingqiu is now offline

Childe
Bro he really said 'xingqiu.exe has stopped working'
OEBDID

Hu Tao
PLEASEE

zhongli
Um I forgot to say that I'm meeting with y/n tomorrow...

Childe
YOU WHAT?!?!

Zhongli
Gotta go 🏃‍♂️

Zhongli is now offline

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