𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬

~ chatfic #1

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Chuuya. *Leans closer to Chuuya*

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : The actual fuck.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : You did not move. Omg you want me to kiss you? OH WELL-

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 :

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 :

man, Chuuya...

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𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : Can I eat you?

𝐏𝐨𝐞 : Why?

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : Because you're sweet.

𝐏𝐨𝐞 : *becomes a tomato*

I JUST NEED TO-

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𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 : *Walks into room.*

𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐢 : ONIIII-SAMAAA

𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 : *Is in maid dress*

𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐢 : KAAAWAIIIII-

𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : Since when are "detectives" like this.

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𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : What do I do with this fork?

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Eat it.

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𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 : Imagine falling for a weretiger...

𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 : Imagine being tiger nuggets...

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Imagine dating an idiot.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Imagine living.

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Let's go to the beach

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : What? No! It's hot out there.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : But... You can't get any hotter...

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 :

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : You're so small.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Just like your dick.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : ...

Oops-

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𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : People who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : You dog water.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Why would I drink water that you drank?

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Teamwork makes the dream work.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : You out of my life is my dream.