𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬

~ chatfic #6 [ 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 ]

It has been so long ever since i wrote a chatfic LOL-

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𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 : **walks in on dazai and chuuya having sex**
"What are the both of you doing?"

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "We're playing Twister."

- THE NEXT MORNING -

𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 : "They weren't playing Twister."

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𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "I'm so jealous of you. Your partner is way hotter than mine." *Walks away*

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Aren't we dati-"

"..wAIT COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT."

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Wait, an apple is alive? Why is it called 'Dead Apple'? So it was once a living thing."

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "I miss my motorcycle."

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : *Enters a mafia meeting late.* "Sorry, I'm late. I was doing stuff."

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : *Enters, also disheveled.* "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS."

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𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 : "Why are you naked, Dazai-san?"

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "I don't have any clothes."

𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 : *Opens Dazai's closet.* "Of course you do, you have shoes, trousers, oh hello Nakahara-san, a jacket..."

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Chuuya, your hands are really pretty!"

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "What's your point?"

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Bet you twelve bottles of wine it'd look better wrapped around my-"

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "MY GOD, I NEED TO WORK ON SOME DOCUMENTS. HOLY SHIT."

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- 𝑫𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒊 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒖𝒚𝒂 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒓 -

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Chuuya, you know that I can't pay the bills~"

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "Then don't drink so much!"

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : "Says the wine addict."

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : "At least I pay for my drinks!"

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thoughts.

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