**changed from poisonous mushrooms into squirrel!!** 🗿👍
Yosano : "DAZAI-SAN ARE YOU OKAY."
Chuuya : "HE ATE A FUCKING SQUIRREL FROM THE BACKYARD."
Yosano : "WTF??"
MEANWHILE DAZAI :
****mostly bc the squirrel is dancing in his stomach.****
"He went insane."
Chuuya went to Dazai and kicked the shit out of him. He kicked Dazai's stomach as everyone watched the show 😀
"BLEUEUEH-"
"OMG SO CUTE."
"SQUIRREL!!"
Dazai : "what the fuck was that, how did a squirrel fly out from my mouth?"
Chuuya : "Literally, how bad is your memory?"
Dazai : "As bad as how you forgot you were drunk the previous hour."
Chuuya : "..."
WHILE EVERYONE WAS BUSY CHASING THE SQUIRREL.
poor squirrel... 😔👎
- JINGG
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𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬
Fanfiction➣ Status : Completed note : story might be kinda old so dont cringe out.. im back after like a year.... might continue idk - 11 oct 2022 holy shit its so bad WTF HELP - 22 dec 2022 - edit : TYSM FOR THE READS SJSJJS. CHUUYA COME HERE, LOOK!! 😭 - 2...
