YAY.
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𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : GUYS. I JUST TOOK A SHIT AND IT WAS THE BEST.
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : SAME. LIKE IT JUST SLID RIGHT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE.
𝐊𝐨𝐮𝐲𝐨𝐮 : WHY TF ARE YALL TALKING ABOUT SHITS
𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 : HELP AKUTAGAWA KIDNAPPED ME AGAIN!
𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 : WERETIGER FOR SALE! 7 BILLION YEN ONLY!
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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : IS BABY OIL MADE OF BABIES??
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : DAZAI OIL IS MADE OF DAZAIS.
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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : have yall ever tasted ur own poop?
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 : i have the exact same question. DOES IT TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE OR WHAT?
𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢 : COW DUNG
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𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : WHY IS THIS GC FULL OF POOP
𝐎𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐮 : bc dazai is in here.
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : ODA??? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Not to be rude or anything BUT AREN'T YOU LIKE DEAD.
𝐎𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐮 : oh, i came back to check on how you are doing, chuuya
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : HELLO??? I'M HERE.
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : yes i'm doing fine, thanks
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 :
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𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒'𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 :
WTF MY DEAD BF IGNORED ME AND HE CHECKED ON MY CURRENT BF INSTEAD OF ME. WTF ODASAKU.
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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : chuuya look, a dead apple
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : MY SEXY MOTORCYCLE.
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JSJDJ SHOULD I MAKE "if bsd had instagram"?? WELPPP
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𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬
Fanfiction➣ Status : Completed note : story might be kinda old so dont cringe out.. im back after like a year.... might continue idk - 11 oct 2022 holy shit its so bad WTF HELP - 22 dec 2022 - edit : TYSM FOR THE READS SJSJJS. CHUUYA COME HERE, LOOK!! 😭 - 2...
